tootmosphere

Tootmosphere: (noun)

The unseen hanging cloud of flatulence that unfortunate souls venture into and as a result respond violently as the perpetrator hangs back and giggles uncontrollably at their misfortune.

"Watch this! Here comes the boss down the hall ... he's about to walk right into my tootmosphere."
(Credit to Charlie Hodge, Austin, Texas)

by Ex-Hooligan September 26, 2013

tottened

Getting so wasted on a night out that you wake the whole block up when your disastrous cooking attempts set the smoke alarms off

Student 1: how was your night?
Student 2: man it was bad, I got tottened!

by Immunocompromised May 5, 2015

Totti Ten

Named after the Roma Legend Francesco Totti. A Totti Ten is completed when a young man successfully pulls 10 girls in one night. Folklore speaks of the first perfect Totti Ten being completed by a boy in Preston attending a night out at the beginning of Sixth Form. Rumour has it Lancashire Life wrote an article on the topic.

Boy 1: Did you have a good night out?

Boy 2: Yes mate I pulled off a Totti Ten!
Boy 1: Well done, I hope my life is one day as successful as yours!

by Paddy Blaney August 4, 2016

Totem pole

The act of sitting down on someone who is already using the toilet in order to simultaneously poop in a single commode.

Dude, we're going to have to totem pole it if you want to poop right now, the burritos from last night have my ass glued to the seat...

by larryco June 30, 2016

totteaanna

A big booty bitch that gets a lot of men and who's a great friend and loves to sit on guys face and loves to swallow

I wanna duck down totteaanna

by fudge daddy November 29, 2016

totem pole pound

The act of sex, mainly involving a female who is Native American in origin, also usually done in a casino

Yo I gave that bitch the totem pole pound

by Redskull_46 January 7, 2017

Totem Pole Hoe

When a late night snake looking bitch is stacked up on top of and slowly takes the form of a creature from the sewers of Detroit.

Damn that totem pole hoe was nice until I looked up and saw what that bitches face looked like.

by King Smidi July 5, 2017