Serpents Tongue

When a mans urine stream splits in two, commonly either side of what is being aimed at. Most often attributed to post coital micturation.

"Sorry love, I was aiming for the toilet but I got the dreaded serpents tongue and now the floors wet"

by Madtskovicz February 6, 2013

Tongue tennis

Another word for making out or
French kissing

Me and my boyfriend played tongue tennis last night!

by AbsurdFangirl June 27, 2016

Green Tongue

A discoloration of the tongue caused my acidic foods. If you suffer from this condition, you must seek medical help immediately. Avoid all contant with other tongues. Some foods that may cause Green Tongue include but are not limited to granola bars, various brands of gum, burritos, lemon tea, cherrios, etc.

Dang, bruh, you got dat green tongue goin'! shm

by dangbruh April 23, 2013

e-tongue

The act of flirting over the internet. Usually via MMORPG games or chat using built in functions of the game called "emotes".

Mobyus was totally slipping Amep the e-tongue over there.

by Meppers November 6, 2007

Tongue Twister

Noun:
When you and a significant other are making out and their tongue is moving fast
Verb:
When you are eating her out and your tongue is moving like a tornado

Noun:
Guy 1-Man, this girl kisses so aggressive

Guy 2- Like a tongue twister?
Verb:
Girl 1- He ate me out like a tongue twister?
Girl 2- Bitch what??

by FakeAssHoe69 December 13, 2019

fudge-tongue

the giver of tongue to butthole action (aka rim job)

Her boyfriend is a total fudge-tongue

by Caro.Carol December 8, 2012

Tongue of Scott

The most talented tongue possible. Capable of driving a woman to sexual ecstasy and bringing her to an endless number of orgasms. A tongue capable of actually reaching a womans G spot. A tongue that can circle, move up and down, back and forth, in and out and spell Mississippi again and again for extended periods of time. A tongue that can pleasure a woman inside as well as outside her vagina. A tongue that a woman craves 24/7. A tongue that the meer site of can bring a woman to her knees.

Last night, Lou got the Tongue of Scott for over an hour and had over 20 orgasms from tongue action alone. Lou said that the Tongue of Scott was something that she could never get enough of.

by S. Edward Smith February 6, 2004