The area formerly known as the Pacific Northwest. Due to the high volume of Cali transplants looking to make a quick buck, it has been overcome with vineyards and marijuana fields. Oregon and Washington are now indistinguishable from the state below them.
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Get the Cali paz mug.Anywhere Midwest or Northern West to Ohio where small homesteads are sold at a premium in post pandemic America. These may be hobby farms or single wide carpentry-enhanced camping villas on minimal to wide acreage. Some include mobile homes on less than <10 ACREAS and cost in excess of of double or more previous decades value, but in most cases previous YEAR's value Must have at least a fruit tree, grapes, or vined produce or otherwise specialty agriculture product including specialty mushrooms and/or medical and certifiable crop. The homes appearance, or overall property and standing structures must be country side picturesque or of matching metal roofs, trim, or containg other unifying features such as boulders, or in certain cases patina perfect rusted and collectible automobiles now including not newer than 1994.
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She’s a hard worker who does her best
She can be bad at public speaking and might have a crazy asf back story
But her past does not define her as a person more like makes her a better person, and helps her push to achieve the impossible
She blushes at the slightest thing and honestly that’s so cute
Her favorite color is green or any dark fall colors
She loves her family and friends with all her heart don’t ever mess with them or you’ll lose the greatest girl in the whole world
Be lucky to know a Cali immediately run to be her friend
Respect her boundaries!
She’s a hard worker who does her best
She can be bad at public speaking and might have a crazy asf back story
But her past does not define her as a person more like makes her a better person, and helps her push to achieve the impossible
She blushes at the slightest thing and honestly that’s so cute
Her favorite color is green or any dark fall colors
She loves her family and friends with all her heart don’t ever mess with them or you’ll lose the greatest girl in the whole world
Be lucky to know a Cali immediately run to be her friend
Respect her boundaries!
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