Apple Tree Theory

Girls are like apples on a tree while boys are the pickers:

The best apples are at the top of the tree.

Some boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.
So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing.
They just have to wait for the perfect person to come along, for he will climb all the way to the top.

In the apple tree theory, girls are like apples on a tree while boys are the pickers

by Outcast November 9, 2004

The Gang Bang Theory

A theorem derived from the big bang theory. The gang bang theory states that all women, consciously or otherwise, crave an infinite number of cocks.

Jerry's ex sure proved the gang bang theory when she fucked all his friends.

by Yavitz March 28, 2009

thorgal

guy with shitty midget dick. only like 1/8th of an inch short. Often confused with a tranny.

girl #1: Hey is that thorgal?
girl#2: ya. He has a midget dick though stay away

by Niggamanhair January 11, 2014

Wikipedia Theory

The theory that all Wikipedia pages are somehow connected to others by links, and that you can get from one to another just by clicking links on each one.

I used the Wikipedia Theory to click my way from the article about unicorns to the one about the Apple iPad.

by kp10708 August 19, 2010

sideways invisibility theory

This theory deals with very skinny people who when looked at from the side are hardly visible because of how skinny they are.

Some people are just hard to spot because of the sideways invisibility theory.

by The Ripper Roo Rapper February 4, 2008

Thousand Dart Theory

The theory that if you have one thousand darts, and you throw them at a dartboard, one will eventually hit the bulls eye. Applicable to dating, hooking up, etc.

Guy 1: "Mike, how does a guy like you get a girl like Lisa?"
Guy 2: "It's the thousand dart theory, man."
Guy 1: "What do you mean?"
Guy 2: "Just keep asking. Eventually one you're interested in will say yes. All the rest of them can do is say no."

by Arid_ February 17, 2009

The Sunglass Theory

In the summertime it's kinda hard to figure out if a girl is hot or not because her sunglasses cover most of the face. To devide the hot and ugly girls you just need to see who's keeping the sunglasses on for the longest time for instance in the evening.

Mid day
#1,#2 - Oh, that girl look's really hot!!

Evening
#1 - Probably not, she's still got her sunglasses on..

#2 - yeah..the sunglass theory...damn it!

by hvemerdennekarenmedsekkogluepå April 19, 2010