Yet another term for a wank. This is where a chap goes off and gives his member a jolly good handshake. Popular with bored office workers around 4.00pm.
Dude 1: "I say, good day at the office old chap?"
Dude 2: "I'm afraid not. I had to give myself a hearty handshake to get me through the day."
Dude 2: "I'm afraid not. I had to give myself a hearty handshake to get me through the day."
by Wizards Sleeve October 8, 2006
Get the hearty handshakemug. by astroblaster April 16, 2007
Get the nairobi handshakemug. When said person/hot girl screeches "HEYYYYYYY, get your nose outta there", you respond by saying "that's a doggie handshake, he's just sayin' hello".
by Steve Asaro August 28, 2007
Get the doggie handshakemug. a female performs cunnilingus on another female while sneaking a mouthful of tabasco sauce, thus causing an incredibly loud reaction which sounds like a German screaming unadulterated profanity uncontrollably.
Oh my GOD! The neighbors called the cops on me because my girlfriend cheated on me, so I gave that beyotch a Hitler's Handshake to teach her a lesson.
by fenderhammer January 1, 2010
Get the hitler's handshakemug. When a Tijuana stripper welcomes you by the accustomed grabbing of the crotch as a greeting instead of a handshake.
by Diego Nate November 10, 2010
Get the Tijuana Handshakemug. The act of shaking hands, where one party holds on to the hand while punching the other in the face, while still shaking.
by Donavn Murdoc July 15, 2009
Get the American Handshakemug. When one inserts all four fingers into a woman's vagina while simultaneously proceeding to enter their thumb into the anal orifice and begins to make a crude chopping motion to simulate a traditional handshake.
by Alongschlong November 20, 2018
Get the The Devil's Handshakemug.