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blue eyed toad

A privileged pampered man who uses his family name as a crutch.
RFK Jr uses his family name & legacy to get votes. He's a blue eyed toad
by Social prescriber May 9, 2023
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yellow belly toad

A gravity bong hit so massive that the smoke turns solid yellow.
yo, come take this yellow belly toad! (cough)(cough) R.I.P
by fagatron123 September 26, 2017
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Amazonian Boogle Toad

A species of amphibian only found in the lower parts of the Amazon jungle.
These toads can grow up to 3 feet in length and weigh up to 150kgs.
They have lasers for eyes, and also have a powerful special attack called 'stink-bomb' which emintates from a sac near their butt-cheeks.
They have only one arch-enemy, called the mullet - which can repel their laser-eyes with their anti-laser scales.
The native Amazonians will sometimes use them as furniture as they make excellent coffee tables.
OMG!!!1!! ...an Amazonian Boogle Toad just ate that horse!
by Thai sun October 16, 2007
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toad the wet sprocket

It's a friggin' blowjob, you idgits!
Slobbing the knob, kissing the one-eyed sailor, the fish that ate the one-eyed worm, eating an adult ice cream cone, head, sucky-suck-no-fucky.
by Jesse Martin February 10, 2005
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Three-toad Sloth

A sloth which uses three toads to wipe his ass.
Argh. it looks like a three-toad sloth was here.
by God December 14, 2004
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Djibouti Toad Hop

The act of railing someone in the ass while hopping.
Som Tmith got railed in the ass last night while doing the Djibouti Toad Hop .
by Dobert Roll January 30, 2017
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Kremit da toad

Like Kermit the but is toad
I had butt sex with kremit da toad
by Die_slowly666 July 30, 2018
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