on the shelf

the amount of time you will have to do in jail if you violate probation or parole

I can't get as much as a speeding ticket, i've got 5 years on the shelf

by rollon October 04, 2021

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Shelf

Short for “shit myself”

Him 1:I just shelf
Him 2: bro

by CronchyApple May 05, 2020

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stick on the shelf

A woman's pokie, pipe, dildo, vibrator,and butt plugs, not usually seen by anyone because it's on the shelf

I don't like when a dirty ass bitch don't care about her health I don't like shit but that stick on the shelf that's it I don't like shit so I sticks to myself myself

by Cal1foolya July 03, 2022

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jew shelf

A shelf in a supermarket filled with discounted yellow stickerd food that's starting to sweat and grow mould around the edges.

Quick let's get to the jew shelf there stocking it up in 5 minutes!

by Wildlife Brambler January 23, 2025

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Going top shelf

When someone removes the top lid of a toilet and shits into the compartment where the chain and lever are located and then puts the lid back on.

I could figure out where that smell in the bathroom was coming from until I lifted the top off the back of the toilet and noticed someone had going top shelf.

by Risk Ransom October 14, 2022

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