Brown Houdini

When an individual takes a fat shit and proceeds to freeze said fat shit (stretched out straight to preferred legnth) only to take it out later and use it as a dildo

Bro I did a brown houdini last night and had the best time, i really wish you were there

by Squeaky tits April 16, 2020

Houdini

When you're doing a girl from behind, you pull out and go balls deep on her ass dry in one pump.

My girl always said no to anal so I pulled a "Houdini".

by Haywood Jablowme January 9, 2017

Reverse Houdini

When you and your meantime manare banging you talk him in to wearing a blind fold and switch to doggy style, that's when your best friend with the same hairstyle slips in. You then wait outside the window for your best friend to remove the blindfold and start waving and yelling reverse Houdini bitch!!!

Me and my BFF pulled a reverse Houdini on her meantime man on a Monday night!

by Dynamic Duet September 22, 2016

Houdinied

To have smoked DMT and not being aware til after you hit it

Dude is he alright?

Yeah he just got houdinied so hes kinda trippin...

by iLLBackPack December 18, 2021

Super Houdini

when you spit on your girls back, trow a blanket, it sticks, she looks at you, then you nut in her face

Jake: i banged my bitch last night
you: What did you do?
Jake: I Super Houdini'd that thot

by anuslokker October 1, 2018

houdini

A person who who makes everyone's shit disappear for no reason and at the inconvenience of others.

My coworker is such a houdini, she moved my plants to a different room. I don't even know why!

by Yikes. April 16, 2017

Hairy Houdini

To go bald, to lose one's hair. Usually as a result of steroid abuse, but can also be caused naturally.

"What the frog man!? My hair just pulled a Hairy Houdini!"

by PokemonScammer645 May 1, 2023