Vitesco Technologies 

Vitesco Technologies is a leading international developer and manufacturer of state-of-the-art powertrain technologies for sustainable mobility.

Almost 40,000 employees at around 50 locations worldwide are dedicated to the goal of playing a leading role in the electrification of vehicles. Their values passionate, partnering and pioneering, make them electrified.

With its pioneering spirit, Vitesco Technologies is powering clean mobility.

"How was your date yesterday?"

"Great, he seems to be very passionate, partnering and pioneering."

"Wow sounds like a Vitesco Technologies employee."

Vitesco Technologies by Vitesco Technologies December 6, 2021

Ticknology

When technical things suck up your time, have bugs, or are draining you dry.

Computer ticknology can leave you tired and angry.

Bob spent all day working on the ticknology but got nowhere.

Ticknology by GerryWaz June 28, 2010

telechnology 

The delivery of technology products such as data and entertainment content over traditionally telecom devices such as telephones and copper wires. This term is used by technicians to differentiate between tradition telephone service and multimedia services.

The growth of telechnology in this area is expected to account for 65 percent of cost and 95 percent of income in the next 5 years.

telechnology by Telephony Techie August 17, 2017

Architectural Technologist

One who makes an architects' sketches a reality. This involves incorporating the following:
Structural elements so the building stands up;
Services so that the building caters for the end user;
Compliance with Building Standards with respect to fire escape, disabled access and a thousand other considerations;
Finishes that keep the weather out and are actually suited to the local environment.

They are generally fluent in CAD, and are miracle workers.

The Architectural Technologist acts as interpreter between architect and contractor, and understands their respective roles better than they do themselves.

Architectural Technologist by Al Macmillan May 3, 2007

tennessee technological university 

A university containing very poor idiots or wealthy retarted people.

Tennessee Technological University is full of douches.

tennessee technological university by Brent Last November 19, 2004

Technological Heirarchy

A heirarchy consisting of five levels of computer knowledge:

1. Hackers: Any of the various people who can effectively program in more than 3 languages without referring back to a tutorial. Also, hackers have the capacity to access computers, but will only do it to expand the boundaries of knowledge. It is better to be considered a hacker than to consider yourself a hacker.

2. Crackers: Not to be confused with hackers, these people access computers and destroy the information on it, effectively damage it, or render it useless. Crackers are considered to be low-level people of vice by hackers, using their skills for evil where they could otherwise be a hacker.

3. Programmer: Any user who can effectively manage files and knows at least one programming language without having to refer back to a tutorial. Programmers may learn a system function, graphics design, or hardware as an alternative to a programming language. A programmer must often know enough about a computer to offer help or fix it if it breaks.

4. User: The standard user, who is capable of using a computer properly and knows enough to get himself or herself around. A user may need help if something should happen to the computer.

5. Newbie: A beginning user who has had no experience with a computer and normally needs assistance to do the usual tasks of a computer.

"Change 'document.alert()' to just plain 'alert()'. You don't need the 'document' to call the string."
—Hacker

"Mess with the best, die like the rest."
—Cracker

"Do you know any good tutorials on anything besides JavaScript?"
—Programmer

"I just use my computer to type up letters or essays and I'm done."
—User

"What's this button do?"
—Newbie

Technological Heirarchy by Relentless February 12, 2005

Tennessee Technological University 

From the beginning, Tennessee Tech has been known as Tennessee’s technological university, and despite the political rivalries of the early part of the century, Tennessee Tech has flourished. All of Tennessee Tech’s undergraduate programs meet established academic quality standards as rated in external peer reviews. The university is also only the second public university to receive a Tennessee Quality Award.

Student enrollment has reached record numbers every year for the past 10 years. Student headcount surpassed the 11,000 mark for the first time in Fall 2010 and currently stands at 11,538 students. It has a beautiful campus and the staff is helpful. Its a wonderful school to attend and is an amazing education for an excellent cost.

Guy 1: So i heard Sara went to Tennessee Technological University?
Guy 2: Yeah! She visited in the fall and fell in love with the atmosphere, and everyone was so nice to her.

Tennessee Technological University by WickedGreen October 26, 2010