wet toast party

a party involving male (usually gay) who all ejaculate onto a piece of toast. Whoever shoots the smallest load has to eat it.

Scotty B had to dine on the wet toast last night, that faggot.

by Ted McCall May 3, 2004

yes toast

a term used to show achievement or completing something.
The same usage as "yes mate" or "yes"

"yes toast that was an awesome fifa goal hommes"

by wikginge December 29, 2007

toaster strudle

When you doing a girl missionary and right before climax you pull out and, in zig-zag motion, spread your semen on her chest and/or face.

Dude, I was having sex with this chic last night and I totally gave her a toaster strudle

by The Great Noah February 5, 2009

Toaster Apprentice

(Abbr. TA).
"A person in a position of technical responsibility who cannot be trusted with a task as simple as making toast without setting the house on fire."

"Don't let Don work on that new router, he's a TA".

by Uncle Wienie February 18, 2004

toasted egg-bread

A redefinition of french toast to emphasize the it is, in fact, an egg-based dish.

This morning I let my bread soak in a whole lot of egg, and then toasted it on a skillet, thereby creating toasted egg-bread.

by serunato September 5, 2009

coaster toaster

Term for a cd burner, because it burns (toasts) cd's, which can be coasters.

I got a new coaster toaster, it's really goddamn fast.

by Nice Guy Neil July 2, 2003

hee hee toast

A phrase used to break an awkward silence. It can also be used at random times. If someone asks you something and you don't know the answer, say hee hee toast! Also, if you're texting someone,and you can't get a conversation going, just say hee hee toast.

None of your friends are saying anything. Its getting awkward. You: hee hee toast!

Your friends are talking, and won't let you in. So you butt in and say:
Hee hee toast!

Your friend asks you the answer to #4 in math. You don't know it, so you pause a second, pretend to think, and say: hee hee toast!

You're texting your friend.
You: hi
Your friend: hi
You: wassup
Your friend: nothing
If they won't say anything else,say hee hee toast!

by alanna jackson April 1, 2009