A person that has a lack of common sense.
May be expressed as " not the brightest bulb on the christmas tree"
May be expressed as " not the brightest bulb on the christmas tree"
Ex) What a "tater tard" she just passed out on the urinal !!!
Carl: O wut securities coming, your done
Ferg: No, way ill just say this is my cone baby
Carl: You tater tard that won't work
Ferg: I got over the fact my baby's got a cone head he should too!
All people in scary movies that walk toward the presence of imminent danger
Your friend you just said wasn't the sharpest tool in the shed
Carl: O wut securities coming, your done
Ferg: No, way ill just say this is my cone baby
Carl: You tater tard that won't work
Ferg: I got over the fact my baby's got a cone head he should too!
All people in scary movies that walk toward the presence of imminent danger
Your friend you just said wasn't the sharpest tool in the shed
by Cone Baby November 2, 2009
Get the Tater tardmug. someone who know nuts about the most common technologies invented or even maybe having problems handling their own mobile phones.
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b: oh I just realize I could close multi apps in my iphone like this!! (amazed and proud of himself)
a: oh c'mon you meant you didn't know that?
b: no of course not..I'm a tech-tarded. (wide smile)
a: oh c'mon you meant you didn't know that?
b: no of course not..I'm a tech-tarded. (wide smile)
by tech-savy! April 9, 2011
Get the tech-tardedmug. A group of women or a Haters Club, that like to single out a girl who they're jealous of and pick on her and spread rumors until her boyfriend breaks up with her, How to spot a Tard-dashians; They will wreek of tanning oil and cheap nock-off perfume and will be equipped with fake silicon boobs with one bigger then the other.
Oh no... Here comes the pack of Tard-dashians, hopefully they won't notice us, quickly hide your Chanel purse and your real boobies, before they start viscous rumors about us.
by Stupid Cat May 31, 2016
Get the Tard-dashiansmug. One who in spite of his/her radical intelligence is prone to being; socially inept, devoid of common sense or likely to perform bonehead actions.
The state of intellec-tardation may also be acquired through excessive use drugs or alcohol. This state may fade, however the actions and reputation may live on in infamy.
The state of intellec-tardation may also be acquired through excessive use drugs or alcohol. This state may fade, however the actions and reputation may live on in infamy.
Billy was a bright kid, but had a bad habit of becoming an Intellec-tard after his 3rd beer resulting in drooling and an inability to shut up!
by hawesome1 January 14, 2014
Get the Intellec-tardmug. A person and/or the art combing emotional distress and violence into a fighting technique. A Tard Spaz will usually fight with unrelenting rage that will involve uncoordinated punches, desperate kicking attempts, and will usually not give up until handcuffed or knocked out.
by dirty mcnasty1 November 14, 2010
Get the Tard Spazmug. When you first get out of jail and you attempt to get high on dope. The smallest amount turns you into a shard tard.
by ivana flailsomemore November 27, 2016
Get the Shard tardmug. by Moik May 13, 2005
Get the Poo-tardmug.