Surfing the Tube

When you're on YouTube clicking one video after the next. Watching whatever looks interesting.

Friend: whoa you look like you haven't slept in days
You: that's because I haven't, I've been surfing the tube all night

by Cease your faggotry August 29, 2017

Surfing a tsunami on the back of a hippo

Something completely unbelievable. A comparative phrase when hearing a statement or observing something which is impossible or severely exaggerated.

“I believe that as much as I believe I can surf a tsunami on the back of a hippo!”

“That’s unbelievable! It’s like surfing a tsunami on the back of a hippo!”

by Sleepy Unicorn January 23, 2019

Sefering

To appear on television and comment on all matters political and social.

Person1: What are you doing today?

Person2: I am Sefering 7, but I'll be free after 9.

Person1: Oh, on which station?

Person2: Doesn't matter...ALL OF THEM!

by PSeudonymousOnly January 27, 2022

tank surfing

get on a moving tank and surf on top of it while it destroys everything in its path. watch out for when it runs over things and/or people

i just surfed....on a tank
"i just went tank surfing....but i think i killed a lot of people"

by who else knows Ratatosk? February 20, 2009

dog surfing

To utilize a k9 and rollerblades as a means of transportation. Also considered an extreme sport depending on the k9.

We enjoyed the wonderful afternoon dog surfing in the streets.

by gokussx4 April 27, 2009

Track Surfing

a.) someone looking through tracks/songs in a music library to find that song that you haven't heard in a while or a song that's pleasing to your ears.

Person 1:What are you?
Person 2:I'm track surfing!
Person 1: Find anything good?
Person 2: Yeah I just did...The Beatles!

by Yaj White December 28, 2009

Taxi surfing

Jumping on top of an un/suspecting cab/taxi and surfing/balancing around london(or wherever you may be) for as long as you can while it is in motion.

If you are feeling extra skilled try and do it on a skateboard on top of the taxi.

I am yet to find someone who will actaully give Taxi surfing a real go.

Although some people have been known to grab onto the back of a taxi. Standing/ Skating on top of one in motion would be a serious challenge.

by stasia909 April 25, 2010