Surfing the Desktop

When your internet is down and you're trying to find whatever porn you have saved on your computer.

"Dammit, the internet's down. Guess I gotta go surfing the desktop"

by Left Half of Hitler's Stache October 14, 2016

Sumina

A Kind and loving girl, normally flat chested and rarely texts first, perfect in almost every way

She's such a sumina

by Yhboyyys October 26, 2016

surfing the red sea

When a girl is on her period

Girl: I can't, I'm surfing the Red Sea this weekend

by Jenken August 10, 2017

Surfing the Tube

When you're on YouTube clicking one video after the next. Watching whatever looks interesting.

Friend: whoa you look like you haven't slept in days
You: that's because I haven't, I've been surfing the tube all night

by Cease your faggotry August 29, 2017

Surfing a tsunami on the back of a hippo

Something completely unbelievable. A comparative phrase when hearing a statement or observing something which is impossible or severely exaggerated.

“I believe that as much as I believe I can surf a tsunami on the back of a hippo!”

“That’s unbelievable! It’s like surfing a tsunami on the back of a hippo!”

by Sleepy Unicorn January 23, 2019

Sufinitive

A term of endearment and a descriptive word used for beauty, intelligence, or skill. It can also be used with suffixes like -ly and -ing.

Baby you are so sufinitive.

I love you sufinitively.

That's some sufinitive stuff right there.

by Ryan'sWRLD April 6, 2020

sumlina

sumlina is a cute and hot girl typically with brown hair. loves makeup and loves hanging out with her friends. if you ever come across a sumlina DO NOT LOSE HER!!! sumlina is the girl you would want to date and shes the girl who has daddy issues. shes one of the best people on the earth!

person 1: “yo bro sumlina just asked me out”
person2: “well say yes shes the best offer you could possibly get”

by cutiepielover717 March 6, 2023