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Southern Maryland Stuffed Ham

The act of when 2 males are stuffing a SOMD slampig with various foods during sexual intercourse. The SOMD principal of "If it has a hole it has a goal" applies, the bigger the quantity of items stuffed, the better outcome.
Hey bro, I met this 350 pounder at Toots. She said she wanted to try something crazy. I'm on my way to your place with the Buffet Buster Susan to get a Southern Maryland stuffed ham going
by Soup Kitchen Sammy February 4, 2025
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Scuffed

/skʌf/
adjective

1. Of poor standards or low quality

2. Referring to a fake / off-brand item, usually a boot-leg

3. Referring to something broken / not working as intended
"Did you watch pvc's last stream?" "yeah it was pretty scuffed"
"Have you seen Sarah's new shoes?" "yeah they're scuffed"
"Is your phone broken again?" "yeah it's fucking scuffed man, I need a new one"
by just a fellow moxxer October 2, 2019
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Scuffed LLC

Scuffed LLC is a company created by Paul Denino and Brent Kaskel widely regarded as a ponzi scheme. Many investors have decided not to invest in Scuffed LLC due to its ties to the alt-right as well as the fact Brent Kaskel's previous experience of running a company (Archon) ended up in bankruptcy within months despite tens of millions being invested.

Although efforts have been made by the company to keep investors private, leaks have confirmed that at this current moment in time the two of the main investors are Alki David (owner of FilmOn) and Ross Perkins (president of the now defunct streaming site stream.me).
If you invest in a SCUFFED LLC, don't expect to get any of your money back.
by Hampton Brandono March 6, 2019
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Mexican Pinata Stuffer

A sexual act that consists of a male defecating into a Burrito shell and then shoving it up another male's ass while wearing a sombrero and beating the man with a baseball bat, much like a pinata.
Owen gave the homeless man a mexican pinata stuffer for christmas.
by Djw14 January 2, 2011
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Smuffed

What happens to the torch of a player who quits the TV show Survivor.
Jeff Probst: What do you think we should do with your torch?

NaOnka: What happened to theirs: it should be smuffed."
by AAHGRRRRTM December 15, 2010
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scuffed sussy

An adjective used to denote a total lack of belief. Only really cool people use this phrase.
Tim: "Yo what do you think of Thomas?"
Gerard: "Honestly, most of what that guy says is scuffed sussy bro, no cap."
by r3ub July 1, 2021
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scuffed stream

A livestream that is plagued with issues.
Did you watch Athena yesterday? Her mic kept messing up and she was dropping frames all over the place, it was a pretty scuffed stream.
by Kappaa May 11, 2019
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