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Kissing the scorpion

A relationship dysfunctions where a person seeks the attention of, a relationship with, or to be close to a known dangerous person or thing. Kissing the scorpion turns out badly because kissing a scorpion will get you stung as that's what scorpions do.
Why is Jill trying to go out with Jack. He is a gang banger. She is juzt kissing the scorpion.
by Dr. DysDef July 31, 2017
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scorpion

a name for a powerful tank off of HALO
by Dirge January 30, 2005
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Scorpio

Scorpios are often very artsy creative people, they are very secretive and they dont trust a lot of people. Scorpios can often freak you out when you first meet them, but when you get to know them they are realy kind.

Do not tell them anything they are untrustworthy. If you get on there bad side they will spill the fucking T about you if you've told them anything. This is all true. Your probs thinking what does this crazy bitch know but as a fellow scorpio and like 10 of my closest friends being scorpios ik girl ik.

Also they are bitches that LOVE to talk shit.
October 23- November 22 are the dates for scorpios.

They are very sensitive and a lot of the time sensual. Very dirty minded.

They are amazing friends that have always got your back no matter what situation you're in. And if someone stabs you in the back and your BESTIE is a scorpio they got people on the inside that can socially wreck the person that double crossed you. That's also a warning.
"Scorpio ****% punched me" said human

Scorpio types

Faint screams come from across the lunch hall as ****%'s insta followers drop
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Scorpio

A sign of the Zodiac purported to produce the least desirable romantic partners, as exemplified in Robyn Hitchcock's song 'The Devil's Coachman.' From verse 2:

"If he treats you horribly, he's probably a Scorpio"

The term can be applied to men, women, or other.
"Why did you break up with Jill? She's a knock-out?"

"Yeah and she's a Scorpio."
by TheGameKat December 9, 2008
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scorpio

speaks his/her mind, sexy,mean,loving,badass,loyal,funny
these scorpios are mean a fuck
by lovingme100 September 7, 2015
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Scorpion

A powerful battle tank in Halo, that's most likely the deadliest weapon in the game. It has a cannon that shoots 90mm shells that can kill any infantry and most vehicles instantly, and also has a machine gun for close range. The machine gun was used by the driver/cannon shooter in Halo CE and 2 but was shifted to a passenger in Halo 3. It's much better than the Wraith tank, as it's faster (except if the Wraith uses its boosters), the shells are much faster, accurate and slightly stronger, and it only has one weak spot (the canopy that the driver gets into) unlike the Wraith which has two obvious ones. Naturally, it owns everything, and is so tough even a Spartan Laser can't destroy it one shot. Run!
The UNSC got a battalion of M808 MBT Scorpions and pwned several Wraiths and Scarabs in Halo.
by AoA February 19, 2009
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Scorpiowned

The art of absolutely pwning one of your friends, enemies, or frenemies in Mortal Kombat, whilst playing as Scorpion.
Player 1: What the fuck?!? I call hacks!
Player 2: Shut up, you got scorpiowned!
by GRAND QUICHE October 17, 2014
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