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Storm Schmorm

A saying which is uttered when you or someone else underestimates something or someone powerful, intimidating, or dangerous.
Person 1: "Yo, did you see on the news? The storm is coming tomorrow, you better prepare!"

Person 2: "Pfft. Storm Schmorm. I don't have to worry about some bad weather."
by TheLordYeeteth October 8, 2019
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Snot Storm

When you are talking to someone and you sneeze, getting snot all over your elbow and face. Then you keep your elbow above your nose and awkwardly walk away like a fucking idiot from the person you were talking too until you get tissues. But when there are no tissues you run away to the bathroom or try to play it off. (Typically happens in School).
My brain: Fuck I gotta sneeze
Person: *Talking*
My brain: Sneezing in 3..2...1
Me: Sneezing and gets shit all over my face
Me: *Awkwardly walks away looking like a fucking idiot with his/her elbow above thier face.
Snot Storm
by asdsadaadsd October 15, 2019
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Snow Storming

When a white person acts irrational and illogical and shows their ignorance. Usually saying racist things and blaming their failures as a human being on everyone else but themselves.

Generally an emotional outburst, typically beginning with "I would like to speak to the manager"
White woman: "I would like to speak to the manager, I have never been treated so poorly in my life. I'm going to sue you and everyone here."

Black person 1 whispering to black person 2: "oh here we go, this bitch is about to start snow storming"
by mr. mike March 28, 2017
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jism storm

When a low-pressure area develops in a large circle jerk and the volume of cum causes localised flooding and power outages.
Peter lost power and couldn't connect with the Internet after last night's jism storm.
by Dick Examiner October 31, 2017
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Storm Rider

The rider who preceeds the four horsemen of the Apocalypse to warn others to change their ways or perish. The lonely prophet doomed to see the rise and fall of mankind eternally.
Here comes the Storm rider we may have hope.... pray we listen...
by Lyrique November 18, 2017
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Turtle Storm

An annoying YouTube who has a squeaky voice
“Wow that’s persons such a turtle storm”

I know she’s so annoying
by Turtle Storm January 19, 2018
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cytokine storm

Medical slang for a severe immune reaction in which the body generates an over production of immune cells and their activating compounds (cytokines) and releases them into the blood too rapidly. A cytokine storm is on the opposite end of the spectrum from an under active response by the immune system.

Treatments during a COVID-19 pandemic may be very different depending on one's body's response, especially since some of the most vulnerable over respond with a cytokine storm or under respond because of a hypo immune disorder. So before taking fish tank cleaner you need to be able to get a professional to tell the difference between a cytokine storm and a hypo immune disorder, and get your medicine prescription from a read medical doctor and pharmacy vs politician-pet store.

A cytokine storm is typically activated by an infection, dysfunctional autoimmune conditions, and/or disease. Symptoms include severe fever, nausea, headache, inflammation (eg rash - redness/swelling), rapid heartbeat, low blood pressure, trouble breathing , and fatigue. In a mild cytokine storm the response may be temporary but a severe storm may cause multiple organ failure.

A severe cytokine storm is also know as hypercytokinemia.
The problem of a cytokine storm is compounded such as the response to the flu when lung inflammation caused by the rapid response of the immune system and fluid buildup lead to respiratory distress, especially when contaminated by a secondary bacterial such as pneumonia.
by mlhiss April 8, 2020
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