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Click Savior

A person who summarizes, or posts a screen shot, of the contents of a social media click-bait article in the comments section of that post. Thus, "saving" other people from having to "click" the link and read the article, and put up with ads, just to be disappointed because the title is misleading.
Comment on a Facebook post with a misleading title:

"The article is about a girl who died her hair blue. Teenagers are not actually dying after eating blue candy."

Reply to comment:
"You are a Click Savior!"
by CloieRach March 6, 2017
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scoo savings

"Awe shit! I got scoo savings all over the tub"
by Leethedog March 30, 2017
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cooch savior

(Noun) A title bestowed upon a person with a tongue trained in the art of orally making sweet love to a vagina.

Otherwise known as a CUNNILINGUIST.
I've never met a cooch savior like you, James.
by Claudius Butters June 12, 2017
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daylight savings depression

The sudden influx of sadness that occurs after daylight savings time in the fall, when people struggle to become re-acquainted with the soul-crushing darkness outside that now occurs at 5pm.
I have such a serious case of daylight savings depression that all I want to do when I get off work is order takeout and watch "Murder, She Wrote" marathons.
by xDrewB April 20, 2018
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Yung Savie Mr. Bond

Someone who is like John Bond. Goes live on instagram everyday and name is, young_savage_mr_bond
Yung Savie Mr. Bond went live this morning on instagram. Recording in his cheap 2001 Ford Mustang
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BTU-saving entry/exit

Refers to a K1-saving action that you take during colder weather, and consists of rapidly opening the front door of a home/business only as far as you need to in order to quickly slither through, and hastily slapping the door shut again to minimize heat-escape.
Small barber-shop owner: Most of my customers don't seem to realize that it really costs me a pretty penny to heat my place of business... they leisurely take their sweet old time to amble in and out, and just let the door gradually close on its own. A few thoughtful/aware folks, though, do diligently employ the "BTU-saving entry/exit" procedure when passing through my door, and I really appreciate that.
by QuacksO December 7, 2018
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Forced Savings

(1) The process of paying off a mortgage is "forced savings." As one's home appreciates in value while simultaneously the balance owed is paid down over the years, the process accumulates wealth for the homeowner whether or not they intend to do it. The bank doesn't really give you many options to stop paying either.
(2) The practice of advancing clocks in warmer months against the will of the people.
A mortgage is truly a forced savings account that has helped many people build wealth over time.
by petedrover July 25, 2020
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