Nut Stache

When you finish a blow job by cumming on her upper lip, like a milk mustache.

... turns out she doesn't swallow so she ended up with a Nut Stache... looked like President Taft.

by Wookieknuckle March 12, 2010

Stache Rash

The inevitable rash one gets after experiencing oral delight from another, possessing an outdated facial pattern called a mustache.

- Hey baby, wanna show me your O face?
- Hell no, the stache rash you gave me last night still hurts.

by youwantmystacherash August 24, 2008

Saco River Water Buffalo

The largest of Fat adult females who try to squeeze into the bathing suits of of 12 year old, then find the most public place to show themselves off. Like a public beach or river. These "Buffalo" usually consider themselves to be among the hottest "things" there as the rest of us see them as the fattest and most vile.

My best friend Josh threw up when a Saco River Water Buffalo rose out of the lake and to kiss him. (or eat, were not sure.??.)

by Tnays Fayjan January 16, 2009

staceylou

A shallow,dimwitted bucketcunted,malicious gutterwhore,false,cumbucket..all those things pale into insignificance when it's selfishness is fully appreciated.

At first glance, the "staceylou" will appear innocuous, harmless, maybe even somewhat attractive, to the unaware..but be afraid..be very sfraid. This succubus, vipertongued, cockmonger..will eventually become unable to conceal the vile,disgusting, inner true self, once the paperthin outer layers rot away

by 4phuxachem8 September 17, 2018

Stacc

Stacc is a legend. A god Even. Stacc is the one in the group who is always exuberant and high on life. He is usually cute with black long hair. He is always chill and can never get on anyone's nerves because he is always quick with a joke. You can always tell Stacc something because you know he'd keep it to himself. He is usually seen skating but can have other hobbies as well. He is a great boyfriend and an even better friend because he is just an all around great guy. Every group needs a Stacc.

Hey you know john? hes definitely the Stacc of our group.

by BillieJoeMikeTre February 18, 2019

chico 'stache

A sparse but dark mustache on the upper lip. Unlike 5 o'clock shadow, the hairs are not stubble--they are long. Commonly seen on early adolescents and the Hispanic population.

Teen 1: Do you think I could grow a mustache?
Teen 2: No. It would probably end up as a chico 'stache, just like Jose over there.

by jamsandwich3 June 21, 2009

Seacow

Someone extremly slow with marine bovine features, usually tall in size.

'oh the door said pull'

'omfg you seacow!'

by Mark Wilkinson November 25, 2007