stabbing my lasagna

When someone truly hurts you by insulting any aspect of a movie or book that you love.

Andrew: "Tom Bombadil should have been cut."

"Stop stabbing my lasagna, Andrew!!"

by surfknasen May 9, 2018

the stab

Sexual intercourse.

That Mila Kunis is damn hot.

Yeah, I'd fuckin' love to give her the stab.

by Shuaman December 15, 2016

Shadow Stabbing

Like Sneak Dissing, but in the form of memes or other social media posts usually directed to an Ex Friend or partner you had a relationship with.

This usually is done after the target person has unfriended your online, so they'll still see it.

However, the Shadow Stabber's Friend's are unaware that it's directed to someone specific.

Yo, did you see the meme that girl posted online?
She's totally Shadow Stabbing at her Ex lmao!

by Belvich June 9, 2022

jobby stabbing

Anal bum sex performed by a man with a beard to a prostitute

Shit. That guy with the beard proppa jobby stabbed that brass. He was jobby stabbing the cunt out of her.

by Pikeyd January 6, 2018

national stab your cousin day

27th July.
just fucking do it

hey it’s national stab your cousin day what do we do.
Just stab you least favourite cousin.

by fuckyouyabitch July 25, 2021

Stabs

Really cool amazing person, you should love them.

Hey do you know Stabs?

Yes ofc, they are my best friend.

by Anonymous132595 September 7, 2021

Stab Shack

A secondary residence or borrowed home where one takes another person for sex when they don't want that person to know their primary residence.

"I picked her up at this bar and took her to my stab shack downtown. She was hot but a total stalker so at least she doesn't know where I live"

"Brad let's me use his place as a stab shack when he's out of town."

by Mr_Hand November 6, 2009