spuddy

Short and fat, or thick.

Spuddy toes are ugly.

by Larstait November 15, 2003

Spudding

A type of violent foreplay where one person shoves fistfulls of french fries into another persons mouth as they choke them.

I think Susie couldn't handle my spudding last night.

by EspressoJack February 8, 2017

smurdburgler

Tyrant and arch enemy of the hamburgler, one who smurgles you in your orifices while you are fatigued from jogging

Yesterday i heard josh was smurgled by the smurdburgler so hard in the mouth he himself died from smurd poisoning.

by Carder March 4, 2007

spud

a word used to call something for personal gain or to avoid doing something.the first person to declare spud is the winner or does not have to do the task. everyone else present must proceed to say spud. the last person to say spud must do the task. commonly used in groups of stoned people. similiar to calling spliff when done smoking and your going to pass it on. spliff!...spliff!

someone offers end of their food.. spudthat!!

someone knocks at the door.. spudnot me!! in reference to getting up to answer the door

by smoky37 August 9, 2010

King Spud

To king spud is to interlock fingers into a tight bind (see king hit) and then proceed to hit victim forcefully between the shoulder blades to cause severe discomfort to victim. (also see spudding)

When victim isnt looking King Spud them something fierce.

by neon2000 November 11, 2003

spud dud

when a guy is seconds away from ejaculation and is interupted (relative walks in, girl starts crying) and ejaculation is delayed and in a fevered attempt he resumes the process that brought him to ejaculation and its very poor ejaculation.

dude, i was fucking carrie, then her sister walked in, and she starred at me and left, so i kept jerking off but it was a spud dud.. so i went and raped carrie's sister.

by jeexlabs.com March 26, 2003

Spardacest

A term used in the Devil May Cry fandom for trying to justify making incest ships between brothers and their Son/Nephew and others in the Sparda nuclear family

Kate: Don't complain about my Dante and Vergil ship, it's just spardacest. Plus, DMC has always been incest-coded

John: Are you fucking retarded? Just say you secretly want to fuck your brother. Jesus!

by Soulless Render August 5, 2021