spankin' hank

A codeword for masturbation.

Alex: wtf is that noise?!

Barry: idk it sounds like somebody spankin' hank

by PROakes November 21, 2015

Skunking

When you take a line of cocaine and place it in a black woman's ass crack and start sniffing. The black ass mixed with the white stripe gives it the appearance of a skunk while the blow in the ass gives it an unpleasant aroma.

I was down on 159th street with a dimebag and for $20 this black hooker let me go skunking.

by NotTheFakeMcCoy March 17, 2016

Spanking The Gorilla

Similar to Spanking The Monkey.

When you have a really hairy bush and jerk off, so hairy that you aren't just Spanking The Monkey anymore, you're Spanking The Gorilla.

Matt resorted to Spanking The Gorilla all night long after not receiving anything more than a handjob from his girlfriend earlier that day.

by sdasdsadd June 20, 2016

Spankin' it

Masturbating. Spanking the monkey. Jerkin' it.

I don't know why people have to 'beat around the bush' when defining this word. Spankin' it is masturbating.

by Tman227 October 8, 2016

spanking the wrong oval

1) Wank for 10minutes

2) Get Drunk

3) Have a One night stand
4) Get kicked out your house by your wife

5) Repeat This over and over again

i was spanking the wrong oval for 2 weeks

by Real Wanker 010101011 November 25, 2016

spankin shankin

When you spank someone with a knife.

You gonna get a spankin shankin if you don't shut yo mouth fool!

by Spankin shankin January 11, 2017

spanking

a real spanking only truly begins, long after the recipient wants it to end.

you wish the spanking should end now? It's just beginning!

by HughW March 21, 2017