split faced wisker biscuit

n: A woman's vagina three days after shaving and showering.

Baby, your split faced wisker biscuit smells like a urinal full of roadkill.

by Tankesmaximus June 9, 2009

Split the chewy

To vomit and have diarrhea at the same time.

The entomology comes from the act of splitting, i.e. one thing being diverted or cut into two different directions or entities and the chewy, i.e. that which has been eaten or chewed.

After eating that old potato salad, I spent the night rotating from face up to face down at the toilet, That crap made me split the chewy

by gweschuck76 January 20, 2011

split washer

douche bag. also see monkey wrench

honey can you bring me my split washer

by bdub097 December 5, 2017

Splittercore

Splittercore is a rapid music genre that is 600-1000 BPM (Beats Per Minute). It’s a music genre that fits in between Speedcore and Extratone. Some artists that make Splittercore songs are Diabarha, Hylna, M1dy, etc. Some Splittercore songs are “New Era” By Diabarha, “Mental Cage” by Diabarha, and “Radioactra Redux” by Hylna. Splittercore is kind of cool.

A troll told Zack, an insomniac friend of his that Splittercore is a calm music genre and thathe should play it when he is trying to fall asleep. Zack played it before going to bed, and he woke up with no ears.

by The speedcore dude February 1, 2021

Split-roasted Goat

Considered a delicacy by many goat fuckers in the deep south. The act of two rednecks taking turns pole ramming their prized goat up the ass, while the other stuffs his dick down the goat's throat. Although some southern governments have have made this act illegal, these barnyard animal practices are still fairly common.

After a rough night of drinking, Billy Bob and his cousin Daryl became horny and decided to have some split-roasted goat.

by Mancave Movie Madness March 16, 2021

morning splitter

In males, the early morning piss in which the stream tends to split into at least a couple different directions; in the most extreme cases, this can cause a good bit of piss to end up on the rim of the toilet bowl

Damn this morning splitter. I don't have time to be wipin piss off the rim of the toilet today.

by @$$Y McGee April 13, 2008

Whippity split

How fast a black guy runs when he is about to get whipped by the police

the nigger went Whippity Split a cross the beanfield after the police took out the whip.

by The Name November 23, 2016