Arse splinters

Arse splinters. - when you do a fibrous nutty log and it rips on the way out.

I’m never eating pistachios again after the Arse splinters they gave me this morning.

by Jay.Bee December 21, 2023

Shitting splinters

When a bowl movement causes anal stinging

That curry was fierce, tomorrow I'll be shitting splinters

by Pocka Shnoods December 24, 2023

Who's choking on the splinters

Employees that suck on the wood penis on the Boss ....aka buttsniffers, suckass

Damnit I tired of all the "Who's choking on the splinters" types around work.

by williedoitnow August 10, 2022

splitterific

Sarcastic. Usually in relation to chat clients, that have frequent net splits. Combination of split and terrific.

"Isn't this the most splitterfic network? Pffft!"

by NapalmDawn August 4, 2005

Splinderific

A fantacular blend of splended and terrific

Last night was splinderific

by Captain09 November 6, 2006

spwinter

A Special Olympics athlete who competes in any of the short distance track and field events.

Timmy is one of our teams best spwinters

by J1mmy sock April 20, 2010

Spliterature

Word game. Using load of words making seemingly well connected senstences but pointless.

Some philosophyers forming their own concepts like Spliterature.

by yamscafe May 21, 2010