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Spunbonded

1. Being or designating a material or fiber produced by bonding continuous-filament synthetic fibers immediately after extrusion.

2. The most useless word in the english language
"Seriously, why the fuck did they ever make the word spunbonded? Nobody's ever gonna use it."
by Bob Marshmallow October 6, 2008
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Splunkyt

The fun game of enjoyment whereby one or more bro's aim their love pumps at a designated target and unload a round of manmilk. He who is closest to the mark recieves a high five and a minute to collect himself.
"My dad fucking creamed me at splunkyt this weekend"
"Man, I got kicked out of my fraternity cause I suck so bad at splunkyt"
by J-town Rivers November 17, 2011
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splunk muff crunk

The act of growing a manly beard, taking a shot of hot sauce without swallowing, and going down on your girl (or your friends girl) while the hot sauce causes a hot steamy but slightly painful sensation with the assistance of the beard smearing the juices around. In this situation, the woman is typically handcuffed to something without knowing the splunk muff crunk is about to occur. Failure to restrain the subject may result in punches and cuts.
Man 1: What's with the eye patch?

Man 2: I gave my neighbors wife the splunk muff crunk, and I didnt tie her hands down tight enough, and she gouged my eye out after I went down on her.
by StoopidShteve September 10, 2013
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Spun me out

Oh shoot that spider just spun me out.
by K8 the gr8 March 28, 2015
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Splunked

To be very drunk, high, or both at one time. An over all under the influence state of mind.
Dude Matt is fucked up, yeah hes totally splunked.
by BadLarry4 December 24, 2014
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Sprung

What a Carly does to a Kyle
You got me so sprung baby
by ONESPRUNGMAN July 10, 2017
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Sprunking

Dating a bunch of lifeguards and balding in your teens
Wow, he's really sprunking.
by forgodandcountry May 17, 2018
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