A spider spinner is a 12 sided 12 inch dildo that lights up and changes colors from red to blue to green to purple to black to orange,the spider spinner is usually covered in semen from adult penguins and other species of birds,the reason most people don't buy spider spinners is because ,it makes your pussy green and wide ,so then it looks like a Rick and morty portal , and if you go in the portal it takes you to a down town hood where there's prostitutes instead of police and have bags of cocaine in the candy stores,the only way to get back out of the Rick and morty portal it to find a fat ass penguin with a big sock and jump in side his ass hole.....and that's a ,spider spinner
by The masts definer January 28, 2018
Get the spider spinnermug. I got a spinner-inner!
by George McGee February 23, 2014
Get the Spinner-Innermug. by Zayronca May 22, 2017
Get the Spinner fapmug. A person who believes that they live on a spinning ball flying through space without any scientific evidence whatsoever.
by Flatfacts December 9, 2022
Get the Spinnermug. While having intercourse, a girl holding a pair of glow sticks is spun in rapid succession on the mans penis while a Eurobeat is played in the background.
by Whasianangler July 18, 2017
Get the Tokyo Fidget Spinnermug. Basically the new dumb middle school fad for 2017. Essentially what happens when pre-pubescent children discover how ball bearings work. Fidget spinners nothing more than four skateboard bearings shoved into a cheap plastic frame to be spun in the hand out of sheer boredom in classrooms around the world. Different kinds exist and are designed to be collectible but much like previous dumb fads, they're destined to quickly die out as 2018 rolls around the corner.
by JParks2112 July 11, 2017
Get the Fidget Spinnermug. A spider spinner is a 12 sided 12 inch dildo that lights up and changes colors from red to blue to green to purple to black to orange,the spider spinner is usually covered in semen from adult penguins and other species of birds,the reason most people don't buy spider spinners is because ,it makes your pussy green and wide ,so then it looks like a Rick and morty portal , and if you go in the portal it takes you to a down town hood where there's prostitutes instead of police and have bags of cocaine in the candy stores,the only way to get back out of the Rick and morty portal it to find a fat ass penguin with a big cock and jump in side his ass hole.....and that's a ,spider spinner
by The masts definer January 28, 2018
Get the spider spinnermug.