by This was actually 2013 but ye April 21, 2020
Get the Green Spidermug. Spider man is when you ejaculate into your hand after intercourse, and then in a very spidey way you throw your sperm onto your girls face and then try to drag her closer to you with all the load hanging between your hand and her face
by GayLórd69 August 15, 2016
Get the Spider Manmug. A male masturbatory technique where the man interlocks his fingers, pinky to pointer, so the knuckles are touching. He then places his penis in between the "spider legs" and uses the grip to pleasure himself. This grip often involves the use of the thumbs on the head of the penis. The use of thumbs is often referred to as "Chelin" in reference to the name of a spiders mouth parts.
I'm not a big fan of the stranger, I think the spider grip feels way better.
My gf spider gripped me last night and it was amazing. She even chelied it!
My gf spider gripped me last night and it was amazing. She even chelied it!
by Mewt April 8, 2010
Get the Spider Gripmug. When one person is sitting on the toilet pooping and another person sits on their lap facing them and poops at the same time.
by Jessica ;p October 31, 2008
Get the Spider Poopmug. When one is too embarassed to admit that he/she has farted, thus blaming the noise, which closely resembles the noise of flatulence, on barking spiders.
(Man in elevator farts)
Other man: What the hell was that?
Man: I dunno. Damn barking spiders.
Guy 1: Dude I was on a date and totally ripped ass.
Guy 2: Should've just told her it was a barking spider.
Guy 1: Dammit, I didn't even think of it.
Other man: What the hell was that?
Man: I dunno. Damn barking spiders.
Guy 1: Dude I was on a date and totally ripped ass.
Guy 2: Should've just told her it was a barking spider.
Guy 1: Dammit, I didn't even think of it.
by mollyollyoxenfree July 5, 2010
Get the Barking Spidersmug. by SPiDER_BiTTEN January 23, 2009
Get the Spider Bitesmug. by kahner May 2, 2005
Get the spider manmug.