Pooper Scooper Nails

When someone with really long finger nails wipes their ass and the shit gets under the nails

Clip your nails before they become pooper scooper nails

by SUMFURRYTHING November 12, 2021

Milky Soppers

The shape of a woman’s breasts, post breast feeding a large family I.e. Thin, long, and pointing due south.

I need breast augmentation, Gary. Those kids have left me with a right old pair of Milky Soppers.

by Doobla Vey August 27, 2021

Two scooper

When someone can dish out hate but cannot get it back without complaining/being a baby about it; a two scooper can dish but can’t take it.

Person 1: that girls a total two scooper

Person 2: yeah, she called me a dick and thought it was fine but as soon as I called her a bitch she got all butt hurt

by cumslut813 September 18, 2021

Cum Scoopers

noun. koom, kuhm + skoo-pers

1. nails that curl and/or flare at the tip; so as to facilitate the scooping of cum from a surface.

The prostitute did her best to swallow the client's cum, but much of his load landed on her breasts. Fortunately, the prostitute came prepared; as she quickly scooped up his creamy remains with her nails and greedily poured it into her mouth, sucking her fingers and savouring the taste.
“Nice cum scoopers you got there,” said the man.
“Thanks! I got sick of having to washing my hands after each visitor;” replied the girl.

by SilverLetter January 23, 2022

Cum Scoopers

noun. koom, kuhm + skoo-pers

1. nails that curl and/or flare at the tip; so as to facilitate the scooping of cum from a surface.

The prostitute did her best to swallow the client's cum, but much of his load landed on her breasts. Fortunately, the prostitute came prepared; as she quickly scooped up his creamy remains with her nails and greedily poured it into her mouth, sucking her fingers and savouring the taste.
“Nice cum scoopers you got there,” said the man.
“Thanks! I got sick of having to washing my hands after each visitor;” replied the girl.

by SilverLetter January 23, 2022

Pooper-Scooper

1. An amazing invention that is used in the elusive art of poop-gathering

2. The worst type of person, the pooper-scooper is the kind of person that does stuff just to annoy people.

1. I used my pooper-sooper to pick up all this poop!

2. You are a fricking pooper-scooper.

by HydroGenesis March 8, 2022

Stanley Soper

the hottest guy with the fattest ass ever. he’s so hot and he has such a dump truck oh my god

“hey today i met stanley soper!” “did you like his fat ass?!”

by finnisfruity March 26, 2022