Yacht Snot

This is normally a young person who has access to large - and often times - unlimited amounts of money. The money comes from their parents. This person can be either male or female. A typical place to find such a turd is around your local university campus. They tend to stand out as they are normally driving a similar car to most pro athletes(porches, range rovers, denalis). When they are walking to class, you will notice them wearing polo shirts with popped collars and capri pants. They frequently reside in greek row. Someday they will find out that they were buying fake friends, can't buy coolness at Nordstroms.

Ninja 1: Yo did you see that Yacht Snot last night at the bar?
Ninja 2: Oh, you mean that dude flashing his dads American Express Black Card like he was Jay Z?
Ninja 1: Ya, that dude is a turd.
Ninja 2: I considered bringing his girl home, but she was just too orange for me.

by trav907 March 22, 2010

snot pocketing

The act of pushing snot around from the outside of one's nostrils to reduce discomfort in the near term, affording the option to wait until a nose picking opportunity arises.

Hey, the guy in the next car is snot pocketing.

by Waldo Schwartz April 29, 2004

Snot snake

The male penis

She likes petting my snot snake

by Thor 9/11 June 12, 2016

snot schrapnel

when you blow so hard into the tissue that it blows apart. the part that comes out is snot schrapnel

you might want to check yourself dude youve got snot schrapnel everywhere.

by greg smith March 5, 2007

vagina snot

when a girl is on the pill, she doesn't get her period so the old blood and uterine lining builds up and eventually she will start spotting, which will appear as vagina snot and be dark brown and slimy.

I started spotting today and now my panties are dirty with vagina snot

by ktbee27 January 31, 2015

Snot Rocket

When you insert the tip of your penis in the nostril of a person, at the moment of ejaculation, filling their nostril with semen.

Dylan tried to pull a snot rocket on Raven and she bit his dick off .

by Colacan956 October 11, 2022

snot snail

A facial tissue or square of bathroom tissue screwed into a tapered spiral (resembling the blending stick used by pastel artists), which is used instead of a finger to excavate a nostril (for reasons of hygiene or disposability).

She: "Eew! I can't believe that you're using a snot snail in front of me!"

He: "OH? Would you prefer it if I used my finger to get out the booger? Or if I used yours?"

by Boreal Badger August 2, 2008