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Sneaking out sideways 

The ultimate solution to quickly exiting an awkward situation. Legend has it that if you walk out of the awkward situation sideways, no one will notice. Also, sneaking out sideways while doing the robot guarantees that no one will notice you.
Betsy and Paul started fighting about their relationship again, so Gina quickly exited by sneaking out sideways.
Sneaking out sideways by Ideal August 28, 2005
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Sneaky Espresso 

A sneaky espresso is when a barista or coffee maker puts poo, either human or animal, into a rude customer's coffee or hot beverage. Those well trained in executing the sneaky espresso can do so without the customer ever realising they are drinking shit.
"Man, how rude was that customer!"

"Don't worry, I took his latte out the back and gave him the old sneaky espresso!"
Sneaky Espresso by ChinChinMan November 14, 2011

sneaky dolphin 

the sneaky dolphin is a sex act where you are doing a girl doggy style and you pull it out and try to sneak it into her butt and she turns, looks at you and says nn..nn.. sounding like flipper asking for some fish.
My girlfriends sister won't return my calls after i tried the sneaky dolphin on her last week.
sneaky dolphin by JoJo gozongas March 28, 2007

Sneak-snap 

Taking a picture of someone using a cell phone camera without their knowledge or consent. Often times the subject will be an attractive woman, or someone in an embarrassing or compromising situation.
Did you see that sneak-snap of the hot milf's ass that Drew took at the Phillies game?
Sneak-snap by Mainline3 May 19, 2009

sneakerhead 

1. A person who collects limited, rare, OG, or flat out exclusive kicks. Usually the collection consists of Jordans or Dunks.
2. A person with background knowledge of certain sneakers.
Yo, that cat always be rockin fresh sneaks. Gotta be a sneakerhead.
sneakerhead by brandoneezy March 21, 2005

Light in the Sneakers 

Homosexual, normally refering to a "fairy".

Fairys have wings and therefore light on their feet.
Guy1: "That guy is carrying a man purse!"
Guy2: "Yup he is probably a little light in the sneakers."
Light in the Sneakers by Evan916 September 29, 2006

sneaky vampire 

Similar to the sudden werewolf, but can be done on any night. During doggystyle, right before climax, bite your partner on the neck. When he/she whips around and asks, "WTF?!", shoot your man-milk right in their eyes (it'll sting like garlic). When they search blindly for a weapon, turn into a bat and get the hell out of there, Bela. Be home before sunrise.
Kristina had been giving me a hard time lately, so I decided a sneaky vampire was in order. Bitch tried to put a stake thru my heart.
sneaky vampire by Evil Jedi July 20, 2006