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swagger money

Can be used as an emotional response from an individual and/or a method of explaining the sheer amount of wealth and swag one may have.
"yoooo i'm feeling really swagger money right now"
"my swagger money is immaculate and beyond any possible human comprehension."
by zennno January 11, 2021
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Snegger

Yo check out this snegger i found.
by loopyloopy365 December 31, 2021
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Snaggler

Oh boy you got a snaggler
by Gretchen69420 January 2, 2022
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ho-snagged

When you (or more usually, your loser roommate) hires a prostitute on Craigslist or other online website, and that prostitute steals something when he/she leaves.

The prostitute cannot be tracked down, thanks to the anonymity of the internet. You don't have a name, you don't know where they live, they are just gone. Anything can be ho-snagged, although small valuables that wont be missed until later are the most common: cellphones, netbooks, etc. However, if the john is into bondage, this allows the ho-snagger to take bigger ticket items: TVs, stereos, computers couches, etc.

The theft could occur afterwards as well, as the prostitute may just case the place during the initial business transaction.
"I used to have a nice stereo, but I went home to visit my folks last weekend and it got ho-snagged. I wish my dumbass roommate would stop hiring anonymous hookers from Craigslist!"
by Paradox_ March 23, 2010
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the snuggery

"Sometimes they'll ask me, 'what do you call it female genitalia?' And I'll say, well my favorite is the snuggery...And then they crack up, because it's such a feminine, funny word."

(From an interview with a phone-sex operator that turned up in a sociolinguistics text.)
by fesak July 23, 2010
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happy stagger

Noun: A phrase used to refer to the merry intoxicated walk one does on their best drinking night. This is the walk that normally makes friends and starts conversations with strangers.

Verb: to walk intoxicatedly with a smile on one's face.
Example 1: The other night I had so much fun! My happy stagger was all over the place!

Example 2: Man, John is having a great night but it's probably time to have him happy stagger home.
by kflare3 January 10, 2013
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blagger shagger

When a man promises a lady a lifetime of love, happiness and children just to get into her knickers.
man - you are lovely, I see a future with you, even marriage you are beautiful.

Lady - I just looked in the mirror and I'm a moose.....a rotten one too. That man must be a blagger shagger.
by bentleybird July 18, 2014
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