Smilfed

To get the shaft or get screwed over.

John got a raise in pay, I got nothing. I just got smilfed.

by Phil Deeze January 19, 2010

Shoilet

A toilet with a shower head attached to it. You can take a poo and have a shower at the same time too.

I need to have a shower and take a poo, but I don't have the time.

Go jump on the Shoilet.

by XvGRIMREAPERvX February 21, 2011

Smiley Typo

similar to a typo

Smiley Typos is when you send the wrong smiley to someone; especially during texting

Person 1: "i just found $20 dollars! :( "
Person 2: "why are you sad about that bro?"
Person 1: "oops sorry i just had a smiley typo."

by guttenied April 12, 2011

Smile

Something you shouldn't force yourself to do. Something people love to see but you might not like to wear.

It might also be for. Compasion. Love. Something that spreads from ear to ear.

Trust a smile but never betray it.=

by Wacky Weirdo 37 August 13, 2017

brickable smile

A smug or arrogant smile which makes you want to hit the smiler's face with a brick.

"He had a brickable smile on his face. I felt like I wanted to hit him with a brick."

by imb0red123 October 22, 2007

residual smile

When a group of friends is talking and a laugh occurs, while still smiling you make direct eye contact with a stranger and it quickly becomes creepy.

You're friend Brady makes a joke while you are eating in the cafeteria.
"What do a pimp and a pirate have in common?"
"They both say Yo-Ho, and walk with a limp"

laughter
while still laughing you look away and make direct eye contact with a red head across the cafeteria. (this person is receiving your residual smile)

Later, when you see that person again you feel obliged to say:
"I'm sorry that I smiled at you"
and the whole thing turns creepy.

by seenyour-pics September 13, 2009

Sarah Smiles

A song by Panic! at the Disco about Brendon Urie's wife. Also what I convinced all my teachers to call me at school.

Sarah smiles like Sarah doesn't care,
She lives in her world, so unaware.
Does she know that my destiny lies with her?

by Sarah Smiles January 15, 2019