shlabam

you know when you're dusting on a sunday afternoon and there's that little bit of dust that just wont budge so you have to use a scrubbing brush?

well thats because of the little microbes that live in it. and they give out a liquid that makes it stick.

that liquid is called SHLABAM.

OMG! there's shlabam on my jeans!

by farmerllama June 27, 2008

slab

Cellphone, smartphone or other portable computer, particularly if telephony is only one of a number of functions, mostly internet-based.

"She took a seat, and immediately pulled her slab out of her purse and began texting someone."

by fluffernutters86 October 17, 2012

slab joust

To compare penis length and girth, in a public or semi-public setting, using a tabletop as the display area.

Rob and Chadd were having a slab joust on friday night. Rob came up short.

by Don's Johnson May 29, 2012

Slab

Stupid Little Ass Bitch

This guy is such a dumbass.
I know man, such a slab

by swegoverload February 14, 2015

slabbed

If you appear on the television or newspaper, the first person to show you the clipping/article, then saying the word "slabbed" is then owed a slab of beer.

Found a picture of you in Navy News! SLABBED!

by demcros September 7, 2016

Slab

When one punches his or another persons nut sack, often the person who strikes the victim yells "Slab!"

Synonyms for this can be Salute & Sacked.

Example 1: GET SLABBED BOI

Example 2: "Aw man did you see Ron get slabbed?" "Yea bro that must've hurt like a bitch!"

Example 3: "Bro not cool! That hurts." "Didn't you hear Tony? It's Slab Season!"

by GhettoNuisance33 April 20, 2018

Slab up

When the boys want to sink some beers, this requires a slab (24 pack of beers) to do so.

Person 1: surely we slab up tonight

Person 2: fuck yeah for sure

by H Thommo August 4, 2019