Sampler

The act of spreading a womans ass, and either licking her pussy or her butthole.

"I went to Julia's house last night, things got out of control and I was giving her the sampler before I knew it."

by Sirhc Llimah June 24, 2007

Sample

In reference to Sample_H5-180, an obscure literary figure; to dominate in conversation, to humiliate publically for personal gain.

"He Sampled that guy so hard that he couldn't show his face at the club for weeks!"

by Illanya Polykov January 7, 2004

sampler

when people go around and just take samples of food with no intention of buying anything from the place they are sampling

Annie is not allowed in the food court because she is a notorious sampler

by the man sized mancotti lover December 28, 2005

clit staple

1. a compound insult often used to bring down a tool, faggot, loser, etc. (basically, any one who's a huge cocksucker)

2. some have said it sounds like a clit piercing

3. not really sure

4. the new ass hat/ass clown (this one is brand new and has not been overused yet. spread this shit so it reaches from coast to coast).

sam (jokingly): cliff, you're such a fag
clifford: what??
mike (completely serious): YOU'RE A FUCKING CLIT STAPLE
clifford: ::speechless, walks away, sulking::

1st dude: shit i heard she's goin into the city to get her clit stapled
2nd dude: stupid bitch should stop being such a slut. fucking ho ho.

random person: EAT SHIT CLIT STAPLE

by MIKE MINUS (a.k.a. mike shadows) July 9, 2006

Sampler

having sex once, one blowjob, and one handjob in an 8 month period from a gf and never getting anything after!

caleb the nice guy got a sampler and was completely fed up with her shit.

by thewhiteboy1 April 10, 2010

staple rot

Condition that occurs when one hoards staples and allows the "adhesive" in the staples to dry from disuse. This results in resistoring, phoning, and stapler jams.

Damn---I'm out of staples, so I have to use these old staples now. I bet all of them have staple rot!

by pentozali September 15, 2007

Smape

A series of smacks. A combining of Smack and Rape.

Get outta here before I SMAPE yo' ass

by TheFuckingMoon December 28, 2014