Midnight Uncle Smack

When you spend the night at your cousin’s house and are woken in the middle of the night by your uncle squatting over your cock slapping your face.

You look tired today. Didn’t you sleep well? I was until I got the midnight uncle smack. My cheeks hurt too. I think I see a bruise.

by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018

shiver me shacos

when you are playing league and you think your mid lane is gonna feed

Shiver me shacos this yasuo is going to int

by Doctorjared January 20, 2019

smachmo

term used to identify a large and rather ominous beast

i was walking the wrong way and i must have offended a nearby smachmo

by stfu fagotrybus February 19, 2003

smac-user

Stupid Mac User

that guy is a smac-user

by Jon Elway April 10, 2003

smackalacka

A two player smacking game. Players start on opposite ends of the room and approach eachother while acting like apes and making ape noises in a rythmic manner. Once next to each other the players quickly spin in circles letting gravity control their arms. The players continue spinning while saying "smackalacka-lacka-lacka..." until one player can't take it anymore. At which point a winner is crowned

Dude, whose up for Smackalacka tournament!

by clifford July 15, 2003

smack heem

A person that is beyond high or smacked.

DMV Natives: Slim- Ay moe I'm smack heem .

Moe: I stamp this some good gas bruh. I'm coppin from him from now on.

by DMV Slang September 10, 2016

SMACARONI

A girl who stays with her boyfriend at home but flirts with multiple people online.Multiple means more than one.

Don't make excuses, smacaroni.
You'll never become a good wife if you are a smacaroni.

by DEWALT Screwdriver Bit Set February 9, 2023