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Facebook Smackdown

Knockdown-drag-out arguments that occur over someone's status updates. Typically occurs when one "friend" misinterprets or takes another "friend's" status personally and begins a comment war for all to see and enjoy.

Soon to be a Pay-Per-View event!
Jane Doe: "Ha, I'm weird......ummm ok whatever. I'd like to know WHO thinks posting pictures of your kids and your kids with their so called friends is weird?"

Joe Blow: "Me"

Joe Doe: "What I really think is weird is disrespectful people who think they are all that and so good that they can say whatever they want, reply however they want to someone's posting. Someone needs to realize they are not as good as they think and in fact they are the weird one."

And so on.... for like 30 comments.

Joe Blow: "This Facebook Smackdown has been real fun, but I have to go unfriend you now."
by Original Bliss October 17, 2010
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cyber smack

(n.) 1.when someone virtually smacks you using technology.

-for use when someone is continually being annoying and pissing you off but you have no way of actually inflicting physical harm on them.

-If someone is being an asshole/bitch to you over text, on fb, etc.; feel free to cyber smack them with all your might to put them in their place.

-allows armless ppl to somewhat feel what its like to smack someone.

-can be either forehand, backhand, or no hand.
- haha robin you suck at spelling you retart
- i wish i could smack u right now...consider urself cyber smacked!
by its_batman_bitch March 6, 2011
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iphone smack

A brush hand stroke that swings in a downward motion and smacks an iphone out of someone's hands.
iphone smack: The other day, Johnny was at a bar. He was in the middle of a group of friends, all laughing and carrying on. He retreated to his iphone because he had nothing interesting to say. Just then, his friend Clive knocked that phone out of his hands to teach him a lesson. The lesson is, stop being anti social by plugging into your device and getting on facebook. You have your social network right in front of you.
by JJ Skizo April 13, 2011
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Beagle-Smack

To hit a sexual partner in the back of the head with a 16 oz. can of dog food while barking like a beagle.
I can't believe we walked in on dad beagle-smacking the dog walker again. What a waste of Alpo.
by boy-girl May 22, 2011
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karmic smackdown

When the universe finally delivers an epic and/or poetically just payback to someone who really, really deserves it.
"Yeah, so remember that radio blowhard who made those misogynistic and racist comments? He lost his voice, his sponsors, and got arrested for drug possession - narcotics and Viagra without prescriptions. Gotta love the karmic smackdown."
by Professor Ninja August 10, 2012
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apache smack

When you're having sex with a girl on her period, and you pull out and helicopter your dick and hit her in the face with it, so her period blood gets splattered all over her face, while you yell like an Indian
I totally Apache smacked your mom last night and she loved it!
by Sleepstak February 12, 2014
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bungle smack

by Jackson Luther October 14, 2017
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