Shart

Shart: (Sh-ahrt)

1. v: To unintentionally defecate in one's own pants while attempting to pass gas.

2. n: A mixture of feces and flatulence accidentally expelled from the anus while attempting to pass gas. Typically accompanied by stained underpants and an unpleasant aroma.

Oh man, I've got to go. I just sharted.
Dude that pet store smelled like a shart.
Just when I thought this day couldn't get any worse; Shart Attack!!

by Goldenboy08 August 6, 2011

shart

it is when you think you are going to fart, but you really shit your pants

My friend sharted in his sleep and it got all over his sheets

by ctdrummer April 28, 2012

scartch

1. To screw up

2. A tool used to destroy things

1. "Donny, you scartched everything!"

2. "Hey Nick, can I borrow your pencil scartchinator?"

by tdiguy123 October 27, 2013

Sarthusiasm

A condensed version of being sarcastically enthusiastic.

Son: Dad look at my project!
Father: *sarcasm*Oh Wow!!!! That is incredible!!

Son: Wow Dad, thanks for the sarthusiasm

by Supermrgolf November 25, 2013

shart bait

Any form of white underwear, prone to get ruined should an accident happen.

I knew white boxers and spicy food didn't mix, classic shart bait.

by VRBCH April 22, 2014

Shart-nut

A derogatory term for someone being an ass, a literal dingleberry of a person

Daniel was being a shart-nut when he ate the cauliflower gnocchi Julia bought at Trader Joe’s without her.

by Mark7897 June 5, 2018

Shart

To shit and fart at the same time

"Mom I think I sharted"-jojo

by No nut November society December 15, 2018