slapping the cat

Female masturbation,kinda like choking the chicken.

I caught my sister last night. She was really slapping the cat.

by princemocha September 15, 2016

slapping the pappy

The act of elderly male self pleasure.

Grandpa took too much Viagra , but found instant relief by slapping the pappy.He was beating his richard like it owed him money.

by ballz itchy July 4, 2016

Slapping someones penis

To shatter someones masculinity in some way or another.

For further reference, see "Don't be slappin' my penis" by Kollektivet on Youtube

Examples of Slapping someones penis:

Nurse: "I am sorry sir, but you have testicular cancer"

Mother:"You forgot your helmet, son"

by DizDeLusa September 16, 2017

slurping the skunk

LICKING PUSSY

My boyfriend with a tiny dick was really good at slurping the skunk

by Cooder October 1, 2017

slapping tunes

Slapping tunes.. sitting with friends & listening to good music.

Sitting around at home slapping tunes with my friends.

by Acosta32 November 13, 2017

slurping knees

Where you slide up to someone you like and start slurping thier knees

I slid up to this hot man and started slurping knees.

by Mada 87 April 20, 2018

Slapping my jimmy

Masturbating

I need a woman because I am tired of slapping my jimmy all the time.

by Ndnzfan January 26, 2018