Skimming

The deplorably deviant act of inserting skimmed milk in one's anal tract by use of a funnel or turkey baster and squirting it back out over his or her lover's face, body or prized garden gnome collection.

"Yo, I heard you were into Skimming so I bought along some milk. That OK, bro?"

-"I....is that.....full fat?"

"No, it's semi."

-"Ugh, what sort of freak do you take me for? Skimmed milk only. You disgust me."

by Don't use Chris's real name December 10, 2013

synchronized swimming

A form of group sex used with very loose vaginal orifices.

We had a synchronized swimming session with Charlene.

by anjr00 July 17, 2003

swimming

code word for being stoned

"Are you swimming Briana?"
"Fu*k ya i am"

by harmony November 2, 2004

Simington

A person who, when trying to figure out a problem, arrives at the conclusion several minutes after every other moron in the room. See also Pyle.

John: I think that guy is retared.
Mark: No he's just a simington.

by Stage Name April 18, 2007

Swimming in the Milk

Everyone knows what this means. There really is no need to explain. If you dont know what it means you are a crusty loser.

Liddy doesnt know what swimming in the milk means therefore he is a loser.

by andrew16 July 16, 2008

Swimming Fuck

It is a "fuck" that is bound by large bodies of water. It is the sister "fuck" to the "flying fuck".

It is a noun; used when conveying how much you could care less about a particular scenario/incident/person.

Dude 1: Brah, let's play some golf

Dude 2: Bro, I couldn't give a swimming fuck about golf and it's shitty wide array of different clubs.

by Leo Pindar September 24, 2011

swimming

Getting high, also see skinny dipping, getting high naked

I went swimming last night, boy are my lungs tired.

by Kodiak April 29, 2005