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Five finger shuffle

Holding your daddy part and thrusting, lots. Then you should cum.
I'll be down soon. I'm having a five finger shuffle.
by Charlie Bellow May 3, 2006
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knuckle shuffle on the piss pump

he got caught doin the knuckle shuffle on the piss pump
by skrats October 7, 2009
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kit kat shuffle

Fingering oneself
I gave myself the kit kat shuffle
by Anonymous October 27, 2003
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Baghdad Shuffle

A true shit show that involves dipping your wiener into the nether regions of a colostomy hole. The name can be broken down to incorporate a few sub levels of innuendo; the prefix "bag" references the poo bag that must be removed for the activity. Also the "shuffle" relates to the shuffling motion of removing the poo bag and shuffling your soon to be chocolaty dink in and out of the hole as well as a kind of dance. And finally, the place "Baghdad" maintains relevance insofar as that dropping turds in public places is generally accepted there and is considered by many to be the shittiest place on earth.
Baghdad Shuffle: My fuck, are we in Calcutta? Stop Baghdad Shuffling, you're getting shit everywhere.
by canuckjob February 14, 2009
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Detroit Shuffle

Switching 3-4 lanes on a highway at once going 90+ mph without regard to any other driver. Detroit's wide freeways and outstandingly reckless drivers make this a common move in Michigan.
I just saw a 12-year-old kid in a Mustang pull a Detroit Shuffle on I-94, causing a hipster to crash his Toyota Prius into a "Built Ford Tough" billboard.
by carlzcarlson February 18, 2012
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