Texas Shuffle

The act of throwing a tantrum and walking down Texas Ave. while refusing rides from anybody and flipping the bird.

Blackberry making contact with my shirt caused me to cry and commence a Texas Shuffle

by Class of 2009 September 26, 2006

retard shuffle

swaying slightly backwards and forwards while sitting down and staring straight ahead, due to extreme hopelessness or drug-induced state.

While waiting for the pregnancy test results, we both sat on the bed doing the retard shuffle.

by jizzellalala March 21, 2007

boner shuffle

The act of shuffling your feet and adjusting your piss stream trajectory while urinating with morning wood.

After incorporating the boner shuffle into his morning routine, Ricardo no longer piss painted the floor and walls.

by Bicscuit Beater January 17, 2008

Indie Shuffle

a type of dance. Popular at the height of the resurgence of guitar-led groups around the turn of the Millennium (The Strokes, Libertines, etc), though still going strong today. It involves awkwardly dancing just about enough so as to avoid any attention based on correctly held assumptions of your character, principally that you would rather be sitting down and/or cannot dance. Often practised in bad clubs on cheap alcoholic drinks whilst not talking to pretty girls. It usually backfires when the aforementioned cheap alcohol really kicks in and you either try to talk to a pretty girl or start a mosh-pit to Blondie and are thrown out of the premises.

Not to be mistaken for the indie rock shuffle

Dave was doing the indie shuffle to The Smiths "How Soon Is Now" whilst staring at a girl he had no chance with when he inadvertently spilt someone's beer and ended up on the floor crying like Morrissey in an abattoir.

by Collagen Rock October 1, 2010

Butthole Shuffle

The act of "taking care" of an itch in or around your butthole by shuffeling back and forth in something such as a chair.

I didnt want to obviously itch my butt in class so i did the butthole shuffle on the chair.

by Sworzy October 25, 2009

Shuffle Truffle

A large person either a guy or a girl lift up thier shirt and either do a little shimmy or a jiggle, the result is a copious amounts of laughter from the receiving end, because the person doing it is pretty fat, and resembles a shaking jello like substance.

Fat man- (cheering)
Dude #1- "wow he looks like the fat guy from subway"
Dude #2- "yeah he's really pulling off a good Shuffle Truffle"
(Both laugh there asses off)

by jewhater 45 March 13, 2009

21 shuffle

On a person's 21st birthday, they spend the night shuffling from one bar to another, drinking one shot of alcohol at each bar, until 21 bars have been visited. The person proceeds to write the name of their shuffle on the bar walls. This originated at Ohio University, where students would start at The Cat's Den.

My bro turned 21 yesterday. We took him on the 21 shuffle.

by hippls October 5, 2010