Quinn Steamer

Plugging your anus with your hand as you are about to drop a load of diarrhea.

Yo I heard dat Zach had to go so bad he pulled a Quinn steamer.

by Quinn McCormack December 9, 2008

Sheamus

An extremely white person.

Look at that sheamus over there! He's like a walking jar of mayonnaise!

by Dezine July 31, 2010

steamer

a huge, steamy and often warm poo. Often a shit taken by a construction worker.

WHOA Tommy dropped a huge steamer!

by VAN April 21, 2004

boston steamer

The act of taking a shit on someones chest before during or after sex (can be used as a punishment, break up tactic or fetish act) Very similar to the Cleveland Steamer, but with the Boston Steamer, you also tea bag her with you nut-sack while taking the shit.

Bitch, shut your fuckin mouth, or i'll tape you to the bed and give you a Boston Steamer.

by AT Facials June 11, 2004

self of steam

Term used by members of the population that never advanced past third grade trying to say "self esteem"

Getting your ass kicked can't be good for your self of steam.

by HBT September 12, 2003

Macedonian Steam Shower

Macedonian Steam Shower: a truly filthy manuvere. After a hard night of drinking and general pizza parlor mayhem; once must first have a breakfast complete with dirty cups of coffee and plenty of eggs. Upon completion of breakfast the artist takes a huge, dirty shit. While shitting it is important to turn the hot water on in a shower ensuring then next man in the room is treated to a truly thick and penetrating shit smell. The only way to rid oneself of this stink is suicide.

Tim thought he was hungover, but when I hit him with the Macedonian Steam Shower, he almost died.

by The Notorious G.I.B. November 5, 2009

steampigged

A Scottish term used to describe a state of total inebriation or drunkeness.

"Wow did Glen and Iain get steampigged last night. Did you see what they did? It was cockawesome!"

by Digital Icon March 5, 2005