Shmeat

Thatsmokingti

Having a small dick

Your such a shmeat.
You got a shmeat

by jayzx03 November 13, 2017

Shmeat

small penis or small 'meat'

jay has a shmeat.

by iraqlobster123 November 12, 2017

shmeat gang

A gay group of friends with small penis’s so they meet at someones house and dry hump each other. They also are consisted of all boys.

Are you in a shmeat gang?
Yes i love small dicks”

by Person 10473828392 May 30, 2018

Shmeat

A Small Black Cock

Girl: I thought big ay first

Friend : Was he?
Girl: No all he had was a tiny piece of shmeat

by Gay_daddy May 31, 2018

shmea off the blea

high off of marijuana. blea is marijuana bud, and being shmea is being high.

"yo, last nite was dumb litty"
"big fax bro, we were shmea off the blea"

by vape_lord_123 February 28, 2018

Shaef

verb

1.) when you show up to a sesh, smoke someone’s weed and then straight up leave.
- ie. to fiend on someone’s juul or bud.

2.) clearly stealing from your friends, and then denying knowing anything about when confronted.

Forms:
• shaefing
• shaefed
• shaef
• shaefes
• etc

“Bro, don’t invite tyrell, he always shaefes us”

“Holy shit, stop shaefing on my juul!”

“I know for a fact John just shaefed my watch!”

by Illicitous July 21, 2018

Shameful

When hoes be getting in trouble and you need to call them out on their shits

Damn Colby that's shameful smh.

by slaytrickorugetelimanated October 31, 2018