An excuse used by a father to explain why he was watching PG rated kids movie on the basis that they were watching it with their daughter or son.
It is a justification for explaining why the manly man was watching something extremely out of character.
It is a justification for explaining why the manly man was watching something extremely out of character.
Compare and contrast the usage of Kid Shield:
Person 1: I had nothing to do Saturday night so I watched Beauty and the Beast.
Person 2: Yeah, I watched Beauty and the Beast Saturday night with my kids.
Person 1: I had nothing to do Saturday night so I watched Beauty and the Beast.
Person 2: Yeah, I watched Beauty and the Beast Saturday night with my kids.
by Blargerrrrrr November 5, 2011
Get the Kid Shieldmug. a bestie af that deflects all the unwanted male attention from her best friend; opposite of wing woman
by catgirl69 January 3, 2022
Get the she-shieldmug. The deliberate inclusion of POC, LGBTQ+, or other minority actors into a movie or TV production that is badly made, in order to protect that production from the legitimate criticism it will inevitably receive.
Me: "For a television series with a budget of 180 million dollars, the practical effects on "The Acolyte" were incredibly shoddy.
Leslye Headland: "QUICKLY, RAISE THE DYKEFLECTOR SHIELD!... Why are you so transphobic?"
Leslye Headland: "QUICKLY, RAISE THE DYKEFLECTOR SHIELD!... Why are you so transphobic?"
by Remdy August 15, 2024
Get the Dykeflector Shieldmug. a term sued to describe 2 people or more who defend a certain person whether they did something morally wrong or not. Some act like swords and other act like shields.
Person: "Dude!! I just burnt this orphanage it was so rad!"
Person 2: "Not funny. You can go to prison for that."
Some dudes: "Hey man stop harrasing him he just needed clicks and views c'mon man r/woosh have some fun!"
Person 2: "Oh so the murderer has a Sword 'n Shield eh?"
Person 2: "Not funny. You can go to prison for that."
Some dudes: "Hey man stop harrasing him he just needed clicks and views c'mon man r/woosh have some fun!"
Person 2: "Oh so the murderer has a Sword 'n Shield eh?"
by Bertushka620 September 2, 2023
Get the Sword 'n Shieldmug. A condom
by Bud-Wiser2000 May 6, 2023
Get the Meat Shieldmug. by SticNanfield December 12, 2018
Get the Pork Shieldmug. The toilet paper you put in the bottom of the toilet before you take a dump. Effectively prevents Poseidons kiss.
- Did you experience the kiss of Poseidon while pooping?
- no, I used Caligulas shield for stealth and protection.
- no, I used Caligulas shield for stealth and protection.
by Zokster September 20, 2018
Get the Caligulas shieldmug.