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Swing

Possibly the greatest music form of all time. Originated in the early 1920's, originated from early jazz types and strong African-American influence. Strong comeback of Swing occured in 1998 with bands like the Cherry Poppin Daddies and The Straycats.
"Whacha listen' to?"
"Some awesome Swing!"
by Eric R. April 25, 2005
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toad sexing

Yes it is endemic at MIT. Yes there is an explanation. According
to Jerry Letvin, serveral years ago in his comparative psysiology
class he explained how one sexes a toad. It seems that if you
squeeze a male toad just behind the front legs, he will croak. A
female will not. Thus a toad in a pond in the middle of the night
can determine whether the other toad next to him is an
appropriate subject of his amorous attentions by climbing on and
listening. Apparently, it became semi-popular amongst some MIT
students to sheak up on each other & poke from both sides just
under the arms. Thus "no toad sexing".
by 2357 August 23, 2005
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swinge

1. tr.v. to punch (someone).

2. tr.v. to beat (someone) up.

3. tr.v. to give a beating to; to thrash.

4. intr.v. & tr.v. variant of swinze, "to hum a tune". Probably not the same word as those above.
1. He swinged me in the knob.

2. The bullies were swinging kids in the playground.

3. Their ship was swinged against the waves.

4. She was swinzing the "Shrek" theme song.
by kadatz June 7, 2010
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Porch swing

1. The state of a man having loose, low-hanging balls, often occurring in hot weather, after a shower/bath, or due to gravity as he ages.

2. More specifically, the act of a man with said scrotal condition squatting slightly and swaying his gonads to and fro so that they resemble the action of a couple sitting on a porch swing.
Marshall never understood why his girlfriend wasn't amused when he would demonstrate his porch swing after soaking in the hot tub.
by George P. November 22, 2015
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swingle

In many relationships, just none exclusively.
"I went out with Alex and Sam last night! I love being swingle!"
by Cassie G April 20, 2007
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I dont swing that way

A response used to say you're not homosexual without just saying you're not gay/lesbian.
Lesbian: I confess my love to you! Please marry me!!!
Straight Girl: Uh, I'm flattered but I dont swing that way.
Lesbian: Noodles are straight until they're wet...
by Daviddv0601 August 6, 2019
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