The Sebastian

a phrase named after the legendary parrot Sebastian “the bastard”- It means to travel the seven seas, fucking a disease ridden prostitute at every port

Omg have you heard about Julians gap year travel round the world? He only went and pulled the Sebastian

by Captain Hul April 15, 2020

im.sebastian.stan

Wierd sebastian Stan fan account on tt

Im.sebastian.stan is a account on tiktok

by 2416363635- May 29, 2021

King Sebastian

Cannot be compared to any other human. King Sebastian is above all peasants.

Peasant: Hello king sebastian
King Sebastian: Drop a knee😈
*Peasant kneels*

by King sebastian August 26, 2021

Fatou Samba

One of the finest ladies out there

A member of the Girl group Blackswan
Shes a bi-langual queen
And has some nice ass legs😩

Fatou Samba Is the finest woman out there
By:@megantheestilli0n

by Megantheestilli0n September 8, 2021

Emma and Sebastian

best couple in the world they are amazing and in love!!!!!!!!!

Oh look it's Emma and Sebastian the best couple ever.

by Your not weird ur cool August 26, 2021

thats the way the salamander sambas

another way cooler way of saying “thats the way the cookie crumbles”

Phoenix:thats the way the salamander sambas
samalamadingdong: NOO THATS NOT A PHRASE NO ONE SAYS THAT

look at me now sam

by gayfurryporn December 18, 2021

Sebastopol

Walking down Sebastopol's Main Street you may notice anything from some pathetic middle-aged virgin dressed like a wizard; a bunch of clueless old folks who are very much supported by housing and a senior center, but watch out for the old lady driving the wrong way down the one-way street; or some snobby dipshit who thinks his shit don't stink. Both uppity hippies and dopey conservatives try to live with each other here. From holes drilled along the sidewalks, flags that were deposited by the local Boys Scouts troop stand and wave on all the patriotic holidays, and it was scandalous when some dude was caught by a bank machine camera trying to fill the flag holes with cement in the middle of the night. The anti-war Women in Black protest while across the street a bunch of rednecks wearing yellow ribbons chant loudly at them "Support our troops!"

Redneck: Support yer troops!

Women in Black: Stop the bloodshed!

Dude: Sebastopol is intense, man.

by Jimmy Rashaverak April 27, 2011