Scriptural

Scriptural (n): a reference to a body of written work that is considered of cannonical nature.

Examples: For the human soul, the bible is considered "Scriptural" based on the word "scripture:

A car repair manual to repair a specific vehicle may be called the "scripture" for a specific repair technique used for that specific year make and model of vehicle

by Phattmann August 22, 2009

scrumtralesent

something so incredibly brilliant there is no word to describe it.

That idea is scrumtralesent!

by bread infection November 22, 2009

scrumtralescent

describing a divine thing, ranging from audio to visual and items like various drugs.

Bengt is über scrumtralescent.

This is bengt he's scrumtralescent.

Hey I have a re-productive organ in teh pants, you wanna do something scrumtralescent?

by vetzka June 5, 2004

scrumpt

Eating something that is scrumptious/delicious

I am scrumpting on some cereal
I am just scrumpt my pizza
I just scrumpted some milk

by Jmae (Ice Age Baby) June 24, 2022

Flip the Script

When someone does something deceitful to you, you forgive them, and they take your kindness as a weakness and think they have the upper hand. Now you turn around and do the exact same thing to them, but they never see it coming because they thought you were weak! Gotcha.

Mike made plans with me, later confirmed the plans, seemed really excited about everything and called two hours before to cancel, turns out he had no means to keep the date from the start. I laughed it off, accepted another date and flip the script, this time I no-showed for the date.

by Fire Starter September 17, 2013

go away or I will replace you with a simple shell script

A shoddy attempt at humor crafted by the Linux community in order to answer back at those who even mildly criticize their half-finished kernel or the "newbies" who are trying to seek help in getting Linux to function properly on their machines. Makes one look stupid when said out loud in a group of people.

Newbie: Can you please help me configure my soundcard and modem? I read the manual, and followed the instructions, but both piece of hardware still refuse to work.
Linux elitist: Go away or I will replace you with a simple shell script, retard.
Newbie: All I did was ask for help, and if this is how you treat those who want to learn about Linux, then you shouldn't be surprised if people go back to using Windows or Mac OS-X.
Linux elitist: Well go back to crashing your Windoze, troll.

by sarcastic May 29, 2004

scriptomaniac

One who steals lighters and pens.

That bitch stole my pen! She is such a scriptomaniac.

by Rondalicious October 23, 2011