Jerk Scab

Liquid originating from an open oozing sore on the penis which becomes solidified and develops into what is commonly referred to as a scab. Dried human fluids, including blood, which develops on the male penis after male repeatedly strokes his penis with his own hand.

While throwing darts with friends Matt said; Man, my dick is sore from watching cinemax by myself last night. Do you think it would be okay to put a bandaid on my dick?

I told my girlfriend she couldn't give me any more handjobs, my dick looks like someone hit it with a pitchfork.

My wife caught me picking the jerk scabs on my dick again last night.

by RSJP January 3, 2007

scabby kabby

Dry humpiong a girl for so long with your jeans on for so long that your guy gets raw and bleeds in the following week it begins to scab over.

Dan humped Erin so hard he got a scabby kabby.

by bobby t April 23, 2005

Scabeater

One who picks pimple scabs from their face and eats them.

Man I saw was watching Brucie in Anthropology the other day ... never knew that guy was a scabeater!

by Maguin and Maguire September 26, 2005

scab lifter

Australian Army
Mbr of RAAMC
Army Medic
Also referred to as "scabbers"
Term of affection

"Shit,I think I've got crabs."
"Well, you better go see the scab lifter, mate"

by Greendog December 24, 2006

pick the scab

to ditch an unwanted group member

to express the desire to be rid of a member of a group.

yo, jon's fuckin' annoying. Let's pick the scab.

by Deeeee November 1, 2006

scab sandwich

Going down on a chick when its that time of the month.

Man Sally was on the rag last night and I went down on her...I was eatin some serious scab sandwiches!!

by Breezly January 5, 2009

Scabber

A female who is often engaged in the nefarious acts of using her femininity to gain ascendancy in a relationship - generally to siphon off the targets material belongings into her own possession. (A derivation of scabbing, the art of acquiring things from other people through legitimate requests).

Andrea the scabber saw the horde of subway stamps that the venerable hero of the story had amassed and immediately set forth using her most pleading tone (better used for begging sex) in order to secure a "small percentage" of his stash.

by Terrence Travesty November 1, 2005