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Schrödinger's Fuckboy

His request for nudes is simultaneously serious and a joke until the box is opened and the requestee reacts.
Person 1: "You know, we fed that fat retarded guy LSD last night and sang greek-orthodox chants, circling him last night, his reactions were amazing, hahaha!" Person 2: "WTF, are you for real, did you just assume my gender?" Person 1: "No, I was just kidding. Pls send me nudes tho hahaha." Person 2: "What no, I'm not gonna send you nudes!?" Person 1: "Hey, I was just joking, I thought that was our vibe" Person2 to its friends: "Wow, Person 1 definitly is a Schrödinger's Fuckboy ...."
by mantadim April 30, 2023
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Schrödinger's Test

When someone says something completely out of left field to a stranger, and based on their reaction, decides if it was a test or not.
Schrödinger's Test Guy: *insert offensive or ridiculous thing*
Guy: "What the fuck???"
Schrödinger's Test Guy: That was a test, and you just failed.
by beeixzy June 29, 2023
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Schrödinger’s Beer

The last beer of the night that you don’t remember having because you were so drunk, which technically might not exist.
“That 15th beer last night was totally a Schrödinger’s beer because we don’t remember it, and can thus substantiate its nonexistence.”
by Crabrangoon May 29, 2024
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Schrödinger's Woke

A quantum superposition wherein a piece of media (such as a film, television or streaming series, etc) is simultaneously "woke" and "not woke" until that piece of media is either a financial success or failure - at which point, whiney conservatives on the internet will label it "woke" if said media bombs and "not woke" if it succeeds, thereby resolving the superposition. This strategy handily allows them to maintain their delusional worldview and avoid acknowledging the reality that the majority of the population, progressive or otherwise, just isn't that bothered by, for example, a black woman in this or that Star Wars show.
Internet conservatives before the Mario movie came out: "The Mario movie's going to bomb because it's woke, Princess Peach is such a girlboss! gEt wOkE gO bRoKe!"

THE SAME internet conservatives after the Mario movie came out and made bank: "The Mario movie sold like gangbusters because it rejects woke, something something Chris Pratt!"

A normal person: "Schrödinger's Woke strikes again!"
by ZackAkai July 11, 2024
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Schrödinger's feminist

A woman is simultaneously a victim and empowered, until something happens. Then she chooses which state benefits her the most.
by Poplex May 20, 2024
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Schrödinger’s Player

A fake player that plays and doesn’t know they’re in the game, but simultaneously plays so badly that they believe they’re the one being played by other people. They are playing and don’t understand the game.
Person 1: “He says they had joke sex and it was just a joke and he doesn’t see why they think they’re anything but friends.”

Person 2: “He’s Schrödinger’s player.”
by Freddie Freaker April 18, 2023
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Schrödinger's Credibility

The credibility of a google search relies on whether or not it proves a party right or wrong in an argument
Schrödinger's Credibility:
"Google says that I am correct,"
"Well google isn't always right!"
or
"Google says you're right..."
"I told you!"
by Gerold xd September 25, 2020
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