schmuck

Jewish origin:
A typical guy. Horny, selfish, and immature in nature, doesn't care about a girls feelings and will do anything to get laid. Possibly a cheater or a rumor-spreader, hated by the female gender.

Janet: "Why is Bill being such a schmuck? I can't believe we only broke up 2 days ago and he's already going out with that slut."
Gabby: " Like, OMG girl! You are SOO too good for him! And by the way, i am NOT a slut! Screw you!"

by mysterious writer June 10, 2004

schmuck

Someone who acts dumber then they are. A moron, an idiot, generally derogatory.

Often used to convey frustration when dealing with a person that has intellectually regressed to a caveman.

Tim: Barry, I have something important to tell you, please pay attention
Barry: Wait, check this out - I think I can navigate my iphone with my nipple!
Tim: Truly extraordinary. You know what? ... You can be a real schmuck sometimes.

by the fuuuuck? July 22, 2010

schmuck

a jewish word for a screw up/reject...

what do you mean you can't get me the money you schmuck

by TBSman January 27, 2003

schmedly

really really cheap vodka bought when 13 years from the happy shopper for 2.99 in whitstable, kent.

schmedleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee(its fun to say when sloshed)

by katie April 23, 2004

schmuck

Someone you hold in the contmept, generally has a lot of money is a bit arrogant and always a pain in your ass.
As far as i can tell it was coined by jewish bakers in new york

fuckin' schmuck (mumbling)

by Spike rules June 11, 2006

schmediliheimer

when searching for a word one cannot remember schmediliheimer.

Now where did I put that... uh.... schmediliheimer?! Pull the damn schmediliheimer out of my rectum!!!

by buckshotredneck July 30, 2006

Schmidt

An euphemism for "sh*t"

"My dog smells like Schmidt!"

by Dray’s Dictionary February 16, 2019