by dontbescaredhomie May 12, 2011
Get the Elbow Sammich mug.When an average at best shawty, no higher than a 5.4 but no lower than a 2.8, comes over and blows you twice in one day while you suck on and fondle her titties, only for her to immediately cut off all contact with you and refuse to acknowledge your texts.
Yo bro this slut came over and sucked my massive horse cock twice in one day while I stimulated her via the breast, now shes gone AWOL.
Damn bro, I think you're getting sammed.
Damn bro, I think you're getting sammed.
by Misterstitches November 21, 2019
Get the Getting Sammed mug.When you date somone on and off for a long period of time, even though dating doesn't work out you still feel drawn to the other person, and in the end you realize you two are meant to be best friends.
"They broke up AGAIN? That's like the 5th time this month. They're totally in the Courtney and Samm phase"
by Nerdettexx July 25, 2012
Get the The Courtney and Samm Phase mug.1) What is the best kind of sammich? A cock sammich, of course.
2) COCK SAMMICH! I BIT MY TONGUE AGAIN!
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by KintarosTiger November 15, 2009
Get the Cock sammich mug.Located near Redmond, a suburb of Seattle. A town filled with pathetic excuses for emo's and thugs. Filled with stuck up dead beat punks. hang out places include: Safeway......well just Safeway. A place where there is more un-needed drama than a bad "Life of Ryan" episode. (which is any episode). A large percentage of the Eastlake High Schhol attendies spend their dad's money (most likely earned at Microsoft or Boening) and buy alchohol and drugs to pick themselves up. After all, life is way to perfect, having everything you could possibly need or want, having an unusually large home, driving the car an average American dreams about; surely you would need a pick me up also.
"having a perfect life here in Sammamish is too stressful. Having to deal with all this drama I sturred up myself is too tough. Where are the knives? It's time to cut myself"
by C.P.M November 21, 2007
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